the gods were never on our side

jeff goldblum is the type of guy who gets mistaken for gay because he’s jewish. nathan lane is the type of guy who gets mistaken for jewish because he’s gay. stanley tucci is the type of guy who gets mistaken for gay because he’s a mild-mannered italian, which is jewish. seth meyers gets mistaken for jewish because of everything about him. zachary levi gets mistaken for jewish because everyone wants him dead. tom cruise gets mistaken for gay because he is.

To not mention gianmarco soresi in this is crazy

i limited it to people who are actually famous

that being said I'm not actually always opposed to conflict free fluff I am just opposed to the characters having their claws filed down for it. you can stick them in a coffee shop au it should just still feel like you sat the two worst most insane people on earth in a starbucks

margaret qualley divorcing jack antonoff is going to be so chic when it happens

i obviously do not play with toys. i only like formal dinners, and foreign films.

Agnostic Beach Boys: "I'm not sure if anyone knows what I'd be without you"