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#masterpost #pinned #dont reblog/ that would b weird lmao #anyways just me out here doing some semblance of organizing and also putting a tw!

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threeninesfine

transfemininomenon

the phrase really should be "eat your cake and have it too" im with the unabomber on this one

bugshroom

you have only experienced one singular lame as fuck blunt rotation in your life or what… “safety tips” is killing me Who does that. ykw actually everyone in this blunt rotation is my nightmare blunt rotation.

untitledrockshow

dream blunt rotation

#i love the tumblr morality brigade truly some of the most magnificent thinkers of our time

ookiigekkou

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gunsandfireandshit

#brooooooo

duncebento

men with long hair are just sexual objects to me and for that im sorry

duncebento

you know what? no. i'm done apologizing.

going ✈️➡️ to the dentist and i made the mistake of listening to carrie and lowell on my way to the dentist which is NOT good music to listen to when you are extremely anxious about dentist appointments but im so brave cause i didn’t even cancel this appointment! and i did not kms on the way to the appointment! so everyone should say wow mel you are so brave good job doing body maintenance tasks!

#feeling bad bad bad bad bad #but that’s normal dentist feelings i think

thyym

used a new brush new technique enjoyy

#heated rivalry

rozanovshane

#heated rivalry

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peachfromcmbyn

Travis Kelce is dumb jokes will never not be funny to me. I don't even hate the guy or anything but I love joking about how stupid he is because it's true.

maryfitzroy

this one in particular tickled me

#the onion has been killing it with the travis kelce coversge

hamyilton

#30 rock #gf and i have been rewatching and chuckling often ill tell you that much

tragicwaif

transgenderer

every spelunker should go in with a cyanide tooth capsule so if they get stuck they can take the gentle way out instead of being tortured by the earth for 72 hours and then dying anyway

transgenderer

@kropotkindersurprise said:

it should be an explosive device, so they widen that part of the cave at the same time and no other spelunkers will get stuck there

beautiful vision. i love the idea of a minecraft-style world where if you explode underground it just clears a radius

mbmbimbo

i know everyone loves baby seals, but sometimes i really am blown away by their whimsy. they took a teddy bear and made it a mermaid. i feel very wonderful knowing we live on the same planet as puppy mermaid teddies

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gelphienation

They should do a sad ant with bindle emoji. one of my more frequent emotions for sure

divorce-enjoyer

ice water is awesome because you get more water in your water

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