the gods were never on our side

And when a Joe & the juice employee comes down from the stands and kisses Jalen Brunson on the mouth? And wolf parade starts playing?

Charlie Bucket was a final girl

roller coasters could kill us so easily if they wanted but they choose not to because by nature they’re gentle beasts and they love us. like horses

can we get anne carson on hot ones

eternal ass june ive already reincarnated 10,000 lives this month

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

the crazy thing about doctor who is that it really is the best show ever for 30 seconds at a time. you never know when those 30 seconds will be. sometimes they happen multiple times in a single episode and sometimes you wait years and years and years. and the best part is those 30 seconds are surrounded by the worst show ever, which is also doctor who

richard nixon is q*eer because he did watergate, subverting the societal expectation we all had for him to not do watergate