the gods were never on our side

electric stoves aren’t real btw they’re placebo stoves. your food cooks because of the placebo effect

boiling water isn’t real either it’s just bubbles. put your hand in the spaghetti if you believe in god

this is tagged “sorry for quality” and i was like well a speech bubble can’t be that bad can it. but folks,

gamergate never ended it's kind of maddening

ilya rozanov sitting on his couch crashing out over a breakup with someone he never dated and listening to breakup songs on repeat on his iphone 7 plus

the art of not being ready and doing it anyway will take you far

skip is so funny to me. Kip probably uses words like epistemological. Scott will see a mouse and eat it.

every single blonde man is innately capable of evil on an immeasurable scale btw

"this is what ive BEEN saying" - me about a thought that 99% only exists in my brain and i maybe mentioned briefly in one tag once

“Am I the only one who—” yes. You’re all alone. And nobody shares your experiences or loves you. And you’re floating on a raft in a dark ocean and there’s sharks and squids trying to get you and lightning is crashing and the water is choppy and black