the gods were never on our side

sucking dick is demeaning

De meaning of life 😎

the pagan origins of the fourth of july

Your laughing? Karlie Kloss just sauntered into the Tayvis wedding and you're laughing??????

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

fuck i’m trying to catch all these flies but they think my vinegar is stupid. i have honey also but that’s for me i can’t give them any of that

management trying to hire and retain employees

when the song tackles you to the ground and starts beating the ever loving shit out of you

Today after about a week of confusion and asking people in real life if they've noticed anything, I discovered that there is, in fact, not a bizarre 2026 trend of "Mr Beast Pregnancy Memes" and it is all in fact just a series of tumblr posts from one Ukranian who I've never met named Petro and my two chaos incarnate tumblr mutuals who are so fascinated by the world he is conjuring that they have both been drip-feeding it onto my otherwise relatively normal tumblr dashboard.