the gods were never on our side

Today after about a week of confusion and asking people in real life if they've noticed anything, I discovered that there is, in fact, not a bizarre 2026 trend of "Mr Beast Pregnancy Memes" and it is all in fact just a series of tumblr posts from one Ukranian who I've never met named Petro and my two chaos incarnate tumblr mutuals who are so fascinated by the world he is conjuring that they have both been drip-feeding it onto my otherwise relatively normal tumblr dashboard.

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

So fascinated at Taylor Swift getting married at a makeshift castle in madison square garden like… there’s real castles!

tennessee williams play

i’m hiding worse, more secret emotions behind my big and obvious ones

fuck its Already like 100 am