the gods were never on our side

God. take all of meg thee stallions pain and return it to drake tenfold

I don't do RPF, real person fanfiction. I do RPF, real person fact on account of my powerful psychic visions.

you should not be allowed to play carry on my wayward son on other tv shows

when avril lavigne said And Hell Yeah Im The Mother Fucken Princess that was way real

like what if i go to the kitchen at night to get some water and an underwater cave system is there

Alright tell me in the tags, what’s Your Poem? That poem you heard once and it has dwelt within you ever since?

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

People are always writing fanfiction about how it’s abusive for tom to hit jerry with the big mallet and jerey has mallet PTSD and gets a restraining order out on tom and starts going to a domestic violence survivors support group. stuff like this. Sometimes I like it but sometimes it irks me.

Keep in mind I’m coming from an informed place because I read about 1000 of these a year.

(wanting to make a post about something but it reveals too much about your personal life) i have had a negative experience