the gods were never on our side

top gun is great because tony scott was like “i want to make a movie about sunsets” and the us navy was like “No you’re gonna make recruitment propanganda for the navy” and val kilmer was like “the studio has tricked me, juilliard trained val kilmer, into being here, so i’m going to portray a closeted homosexual” and tom cruise was like “i’m in a ray bans commercial!”

what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

that’s pussy babe!

Is there not a single stock photo of someone drinking pink lemonade that would have been easier than putting a pink cloud over a water bottle

you think i do this shit cause it easy

Idea of kitties so mazing

Youre Little Friend With The Ears

99% of dying empires stop their desperate military adventurism right before it succeeds brilliantly and propels them to a new 10,000-year golden age.

Kid with a bluey backpack on the flight to Sydney this must be his mecca

The 4th of July commemorates the American Revolution, an event which took place in Qing-dynasty North America during the reign of the Qianlong Emperor, Gaozong

It represents a succesful uprising against the rule of one of the local warlords feuding in Europe at the time.