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Been ages since I showed myself on here. Quite happy with how these turned out.

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Expressing embarrassment at the sheer amount of time that had passed, local man Evan Pfister reportedly binge-watched an entire movie in one sitting on Friday. “Wow, I must have been staring at this screen for hours. Well, almost hours. An hour and forty nine minutes, to be precise,” said Pfister, who told reporters that he knew it probably “wasn’t healthy,” but the film just kept autoplaying one scene after another.

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valend

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

toskarin

I ran up to a goblin wizard bracing to inevitably take a single hit of fire arrow or something and the little fucker immediately pulled out porn and started reading

toskarin

hymnism

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crabanarchy

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

crabanarchy

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

blanketfortarchitect

Oooh my lobster is too buttery, my steak is too juicy, daddy fucks me too much. Do you hear yourself?

evilsoup

is there a line in any movie better than derek zoolander's eulogy for his fellow male models who died in a freak gasoline-fight accident?

evilsoup

Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful, I think.

tragediegh

the last day you have your house to yourself before visitors arrive is kind of like a dead wife

tragediegh

prev you get ittttttttttttt

seren-starlight

Do you possess the Mandate of Heaven?

Oh yeah sure. Doesn't everyone?

aorish

heavenly man date? sounds pretty gay

collapsedsquid

I am extremely normal and can be safely invited to the discord server *thinks for a moment* I am weird but in a pleasant rather than unpleasant way and can safely be invited to the discord server.

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troublepunk-ldn

me as a teenager: man it sucks to have no privacy or autonomy but i guess its for a good reason. when i turn 18 i will realise how young i was and understand why they did all that.

me as an adult: teenagers are an oppressed class, their abuse is normalised and systemic and they need to start killing people

spin-the-wheel-polls

you have won a lifetime supply of this

How do you feel?

good!

I CAN SELL THIS AND GET RICH

im drowning in my supply help

Eh it's okay

BAD. VERY BAD

results/other

Remaining time: 4 days 12 hours

you would receive the supply once a month

the brand/type will vary so you could

you can sell the things you get/give them away but they will keep coming until you die

#candles #i don't use candles but i'm sure they have resale value so this is fine

tondog

charlesoberonn-deactivated20150

You can reverse the flow of Mako if you concentrate

crabmaster-64

You can also make her go faster if you unfocus your eyes

crowboy-bebop

oh my fucking god

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jewfrogs

recently saw this screenshot in the wild and lost my mind because i knew it wasnt supposed to say girl. its ladykins. its get off the cross ladykins. i know this because ladykins is not something my brain could make up and i remember ladykins. and i was sincerely wondering if someone put in the work to censor ladykins for some inscrutable purposes but then i looked it up and

turns out that actually rupaul made the same tweet twice with 1 word changed 8 months apart. he meditated on this for 8 months and 5 days and the word ladykins came to him. i initially thought he copy pasted the first tweet but i dont think thats true anymore i dont think he was operating with any memory of the first tweet i think these words were always in him and will always be. second tweet did way worse by the way. the people did not respond to ladykins

phaeton-flier

The main issue with The Dunk as a form of posting is that it

Is formatted to be as unconvincing to the nonbeliever as possible

Is formatted to encourage as little understanding of the actual topic as possible

phaeton-flier

Dunks are the ultimate form of twitter posting, they are meant to work in a sentence or two, and that requires you not to have any nuance and works better the less that you know. If you actually bother to read the article and not just the screenshot of a headline, you can't make your Epic Clapback. You'd know why the joke doesn't work.

And the rewards you reap for doing this—retweets, notes, likes—very much encourages you to not learn, not to write longer pieces, not to express complex thoughts or write anything that isn't convincing to anyone who doesn't already agree.

deadgenerations

the next stage of this, of course, is what twitter has done over the last several years. engagement is no longer merely a little hit of heroin, engagement is directly monetized baby. Now not only can people be psychologically conditioned to dunk, but people and entities are financially incentivised to dunk, to not learn, to not express complex thoughts and so on.

People now make money off not just The Dunk, but in setting up the dunk as well! a financial ecosystem built on rage bait and cheap clapbacks.

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