Weiszklee

transhumanism is based on its own but the groups it pisses off really elevate it to the next level

Who unironically says shit like this?

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

Oooh my lobster is too buttery, my steak is too juicy, daddy fucks me too much. Do you hear yourself?

is there a line in any movie better than derek zoolander's eulogy for his fellow male models who died in a freak gasoline-fight accident?

Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful, I think.

the last day you have your house to yourself before visitors arrive is kind of like a dead wife

heavenly man date? sounds pretty gay

I am extremely normal and can be safely invited to the discord server *thinks for a moment* I am weird but in a pleasant rather than unpleasant way and can safely be invited to the discord server.

You can reverse the flow of Mako if you concentrate

You can also make her go faster if you unfocus your eyes