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Been ages since I showed myself on here. Quite happy with how these turned out.

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Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?
I ran up to a goblin wizard bracing to inevitably take a single hit of fire arrow or something and the little fucker immediately pulled out porn and started reading
They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard
Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex
Oooh my lobster is too buttery, my steak is too juicy, daddy fucks me too much. Do you hear yourself?

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is there a line in any movie better than derek zoolander's eulogy for his fellow male models who died in a freak gasoline-fight accident?
Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful, I think.
the last day you have your house to yourself before visitors arrive is kind of like a dead wife
prev you get ittttttttttttt
Do you possess the Mandate of Heaven?
Oh yeah sure. Doesn't everyone?
heavenly man date? sounds pretty gay
I am extremely normal and can be safely invited to the discord server *thinks for a moment* I am weird but in a pleasant rather than unpleasant way and can safely be invited to the discord server.

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me as a teenager: man it sucks to have no privacy or autonomy but i guess its for a good reason. when i turn 18 i will realise how young i was and understand why they did all that.
me as an adult: teenagers are an oppressed class, their abuse is normalised and systemic and they need to start killing people
you have won a lifetime supply of this
How do you feel?
good!
I CAN SELL THIS AND GET RICH
im drowning in my supply help
Eh it's okay
BAD. VERY BAD
results/other
you would receive the supply once a month
the brand/type will vary so you could
you can sell the things you get/give them away but they will keep coming until you die
You can reverse the flow of Mako if you concentrate
You can also make her go faster if you unfocus your eyes
oh my fucking god
recently saw this screenshot in the wild and lost my mind because i knew it wasnt supposed to say girl. its ladykins. its get off the cross ladykins. i know this because ladykins is not something my brain could make up and i remember ladykins. and i was sincerely wondering if someone put in the work to censor ladykins for some inscrutable purposes but then i looked it up and
turns out that actually rupaul made the same tweet twice with 1 word changed 8 months apart. he meditated on this for 8 months and 5 days and the word ladykins came to him. i initially thought he copy pasted the first tweet but i dont think thats true anymore i dont think he was operating with any memory of the first tweet i think these words were always in him and will always be. second tweet did way worse by the way. the people did not respond to ladykins

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The main issue with The Dunk as a form of posting is that it
Is formatted to be as unconvincing to the nonbeliever as possible
Is formatted to encourage as little understanding of the actual topic as possible
Dunks are the ultimate form of twitter posting, they are meant to work in a sentence or two, and that requires you not to have any nuance and works better the less that you know. If you actually bother to read the article and not just the screenshot of a headline, you can't make your Epic Clapback. You'd know why the joke doesn't work.
And the rewards you reap for doing this—retweets, notes, likes—very much encourages you to not learn, not to write longer pieces, not to express complex thoughts or write anything that isn't convincing to anyone who doesn't already agree.
the next stage of this, of course, is what twitter has done over the last several years. engagement is no longer merely a little hit of heroin, engagement is directly monetized baby. Now not only can people be psychologically conditioned to dunk, but people and entities are financially incentivised to dunk, to not learn, to not express complex thoughts and so on.
People now make money off not just The Dunk, but in setting up the dunk as well! a financial ecosystem built on rage bait and cheap clapbacks.
An evil wizard has cursed you with one additional tongue in an orifice of your choice. It is sized to that orifice, and only moderately interferes with other functions of that orifice. It has no taste buds but it does have salivary glands. Choose your orifice:
Left ear
Right ear
Left nostril
Right nostril
Urethra
Anus
Vagina (if applicable)
Left eye/tear duct
Right eye/tear duct
I have an additional orifice I'd like betongued (colostomy, etc)
Can I control the movement of the new tongue?