Better the Devil You Know

This is your reminder that, sometimes, the appropriate response to my selfies is a video of you jerking off to me <3

Mitch McConnell will die two weeks from today (8/31/23)

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i dont even care that much about the joke here op i just wanna say this is the most skilfully rendered meme ive seen in my entire life

literally every problem i've had in my adult life has been solved by open and honest communication. which is fucking stupid, first of all

like i can't even just a little bit solve my problems with wanton violence? for real??

i'm like a caricature in a children's show. "and then Whimsy took a deep breath, made a few polite phonecalls, and everything resolved itself 🥰" fucking hell man when do i get to punch someone hard as fuck in the jaw

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

learning about 4 am

Let's just cuddle naked and if it slips in, it slips in

some people like to get mad at disability benefits because they think its unfair people who dont work get a payout from the government while they have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week. but if you tell them "yeah that sucks i think you should also get a universal allowance and not have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week" thats apparently the wrong answer.

I actually want to kill myself

i wish i could get this tattooed on me

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments