Better the Devil You Know

High key the nut vids use to be crazier. Wjht happened?

Nobodys busting hard no more

He’s got a point here, you just don’t see it anymore.

can you not play with his nasty ass corpse please.

saying "but it might kill you!" and feeling forced to add "a little earlier than otherwise"

i have this deadly sickness called remembering

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

Oh, what is the greatest smile in the world, you say? *Looks at you fondly* Louis Armstrong

picking the torture option and the next day the first thing he does right off the bat is make me eat a really big live spider

It's been said that during the set up time for a live concert in 1972, fans saw a mysterious glow eminate from behind the curtains of the stage. Some fans speculate this may have been Ringo Starr "activating" his Elf Stones, which are powerful magical artifacts awarded to him by elves.

people have suddenly started reblogging this post of mine from february 8th, 2012. great bit everybody