UHHHHHH

playing with the tip of his dick until his precum starts showing through his boxers 🤭

i'm hotter than i think i am but i'm also uglier than i think i am. won't elaborate

kind of weird how parts of your soul are left in various locations without any warning… like yes i’m always at the top of that hill, sitting at the bus stop, in the cool light of the Japanese restaurant, standing at the pier etc etc

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @worldheritagepostorganization

is this the ORIGINAL?!???

oh holy shit i didn’t even know where this meme came from

OH MY ACTUAL GOD THE ORIGINAL

ORIGINALS ON THE ROLL

never going to be over that time I was trying to explain polyamory to my mum, and she said "I just don't understand how someone could be in love with two people at once" and I gave her my the-cognitive-dissonance-is-causing-me-physical-pain face and she said "what??" and I very quietly said "mother....you had an affair...."

Why is public sex so hot 😫😫

Climate change.

Go get fucked in the ass bro and maybe youll calm down

hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today