good and nice and clean and tidy

Thinking about the whole "there is no platonic explanation for this" thing and how it doesn't account for intense platonic situationships and anyways I think we should start saying "there is no casual explanation for this" bc really what we're talking about is the way the characters in question are Obsessed with each other

wearing two cursed amulets to manipulate them into competing with each other for ownership of my soul and unintentionally improving my life in their attempts to seduce me

hiring two duplicitous advisors with opposing agendas to manipulate them into hatefucking each other in front of me while i fujo out about it

many women are excited to get old and weird, but i have great news that it's fully possible to become weird now, before you get old. just imagine the heights of weirdness you will be able to reach in fifty years if you get started now. that's what I think

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

arasha complaining for like three years that shes a visual thinker and can't do beopardy when the questions are read out to her and never winning a single beopardy only to absolutely demolish once they install a screen with the questions... im actually so proud of her

you people aren't CASTING

woman who really GETS semiotics when she’s high

woman who is stoned enough to be wanting to get back into semiotics in a big way

you’re walking by a stoop in [state redacted] when a beautiful transsexual woman with boobs that aren’t small offers you a hit off her joint and then traps you into an extended conversation about signs and signification and difference

*blowing smoke in your face* you only know my boobs are small because you’ve seen bigger ones, but if mine were the only ones you’d ever seen you wouldn’t know boobs had sizes. *sad suddenly* it doesn’t matter either way

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

i wish the world was kinder to women

this includes trans women