the best goddamn bird lawyer in the world

looking at pictures of rare animals not native to the region you live in really reminds you the world is vast and cool and there is a lot to love

cradling the em dash in my hands what the fuck have they done to you

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

armand in ohio: Hey guys when you say AA is for the alcoholics and the addicts can you include me in that as well? The alcoholics, the addicts, and Armand if it's not too much trouble thanks guys

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

float like a butterfly (nervously forgets end of quote) green like a pea

Mondays aren't that bad once you cannot tell days apart from eachother

how much does the aurora borealis weigh

it's pretty light

no, i don’t watch that show, but i do follow its developments extensively via tumblr