the best goddamn bird lawyer in the world

they got married btw

I’m a patron of the arts (I leave nice comments on aO3).

I'm a patron of the arts (I reblog on Tumblr dot com)

"rocky would hate stratt because she hurt his bestie" plausible, even likely. "rocky wouldn't hate stratt because he understands the stakes of needing to save the actual world" nuanced, intellectually stimulating. "stratt would hate rocky because her ex wife whom she killed is happier with him" intriguing, avant-garde.

#7 billion fucking people on earth weren't enough but you'll die for the alien. sure. no yeah. sure.

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beautiful women named Severe Weather Alert and Thunderstorm Watch and Flash Flood Warning are blowing up my phone

mickey 17 presents the ultimate horror question: what if you wanted to fuck your clone but your clone didn’t want to fuck you?

Pulitzer Prize type shit

Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot

Everything about this damn post is so funny to me. The lighting of the arm from the flash. The posing of the arm like a dramatic death from a novella. The fact the photo somehow got taken still and looks this good. The subreddit name. The fact this guy really is built like crash bandicoot

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest