I'm Pitted As Heck

Finding my mother’s sugar daddy’s tumblr with a handful of furry drawings on it was easily the worst thing I’ve done in my life

never say those words in that order ever again

ive eaten shrimp exactly 5 times in my life, always with gusto and an utter lack of self-restaint, and each time has ingrained itself in my memory as distinctly nightmarish when they ended with me ralphing it all back up within the hour. i thought this was reflective of my hubris and insufficient fear of god, but it is only as i write this post now, crumpled to my knees on the floor of this eresto’s bathroom after eating half a baja taco and recalling that my dad is allergic to shellfish, i realize perhaps the issue is not with a higher power, but with a deeper one. biology.

This is absolutely amazing

omg what if a pregnant woman has a tapeworm does the baby and the worm fight

like who wins

Hows everyones homunculi coming along

Hell im just nutting in chicken eggs for fun

This is a discussion for serious homunculus alchemists. If all you have to bring to the table is cumming in eggs like it’s a joke your can go fuck yourself

they forgot to delete me,

i can post anything i want now

whos granny smith where shes getting all of these damb apples.

eeach day i learn some more ! :) thank you for the share