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there are a lot of things heated rivalry did right but I think the biggest thing that differentiates it from other modern romance media is that I actually believe that the characters want to be kissing

"We can't help homeless people. That costs money. Instead, we'll spend even more money to make them suffer more."

Human beings b like. *sits and stares peacefully at a fire* *sits and stares peacefully at the ocean* *sits and stares peacefully at a sleeping animal*

Me if I'm being honest

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One conversation I would love to see in season 3 is Colin trying to speed up the wedding by suggesting he and Penelope were already intimate. I just want to see Violet and Portia's face when our guy, sweet Colin with the baby boy face, goes 'ya so I have ruined her, you have no idea, just couldn't keep my hands off her, I mean have you seen her?' and just jaws on the floor, Violet scandalized and Portia kind of impressed

was anyone going to tell me that the pope's dressmaker posts dick and cock on instagram or was i supposed to find out for myself

waittttt there's more. apparently he was outed as a homosexual by a competitor but the pope was like well the gowns are sickening so what am i gonna do about it? and so he's still the pope's dressmaker even though he said vatican priests tried to fuck him all the time when he was closeted. work

"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.

and as he stares into the sky, there are twice as many stars as usual

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