we put the fun into dysfunction

NEED to inherit 10,000,000 dollars from a mysterious estranged relative i've never met before. like right now

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

who up decaying and decomposing

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

Why does everyone think fiction is just fantasy wish fulfillment now and not like an exploration of themes and ideas

People will be like “this movie is evil and gross because it depicts a predatory relationship” and then you watch the movie in question and it’s about how preying on young women is bad and impacts their lives negatively

“Why would they do this instead of just making everyone in the movie nice and normal and good” so we would have this conversation….

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

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