we put the fun into dysfunction

they invented like 1000000 foods by doing some bullshit to milk

you are my mutual and to some extent my wife

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong

walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly

I'm still thinking about the guy who saw me realize my wheelchair wouldn't fit in the elevator because he (also a wheelchair user) was already inside it and immediately quipped, "This elevator ain't accessible enough for the both of us."