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also ma was lowkey pissed thought I was summoning spirits in her home 💔

also ma was lowkey pissed thought I was summoning spirits in her home 💔

Hollanov Family Headcanons!

for some reason ive noticed we're attached to the idea of 2, 3 and on a rare occassion 4 kids. i genuinely think theyre a 6 kid household.

for a while its only two, then its only four, then all of a sudden its 6.

two older girls, one more girl and a boy a year younger than her, and a set of twins (boy n girl.

i think that the hollander-rozanovs are so full of love and are genuinely the best form of parents and work truly well together, and i think every kid deserves that kind of love. and i think theyd be overjoyed with this. ilya watching sibling love like he wished he had, and shane an only child feeling the best way overwhelmed with the amount of love in their house. personal headcanon shane was his parents miracle baby, so they deserve all these grandbabies too.

their house is so unconventional family, and they adore it. theyre eldests were done through the same surrogate, two years apart. between their births she had a girl of her own (ay maybe her name is lily or jane). the girls get playdates all the time, and they spend easters together (shes an orthodox woman, idrk if shes russian maybe!)

i imagine the second eldest is out the door in the mornings before the eldest even wakes up. she makes shane his smoothie and leaves it in the fridge for him. the eldest wakes almost as she leaves, enough to grumble a goodbye as she walks past her room. she wakes up at the same time as shane, a bit before ilya. she makes both hers and ilyas coffee whilst shane sits at the counter. by the time ilya wakes up its just the right tempreture for him, he doesnt like burning his tongue.

career wise and on the ice, i think all hollander-rozanovs take to ice better than they do solid land. the lake outside the cottage freezes perfectly for lessons when theyre young. they dabble in hockey, but neither stick with it past prima... does canada call it middle school? theyre a colony right? hold... ok its really not a consiestant thing idk man. they drop hockey at like 13, 16 max. they dont do hockey in college. they both go to uni, eldest is a buisness and marketing girlie, takes a philosophy elective. second eldest that crazy person who couldnt chose between law and med and did a double degree.

the 3rd girl is adopted from when shes a babe, the first boy (yay!) is fostered in around the time shes 13, his adoption is finalised for his 12th birthday. yes that 12 was done on purpose. i cant tell if this hurts my heart or heals it. we shall say heals. they love eachother deeply and enjoy sewerball, xbox and wrestling. the rug in the living room has to be a specific fabric because they tussle on it so much. theyre both hockey players but the girl swims on the side. well enough to get first in freestyle at all her races. they both go to boston univeristy, and both do hockey at bu for university teams, and if they get drafted is up to you.

our next is the twins! theyre not biologically twins. what? you say - what markers are you sniffing? theyre both adopted as babies, the girl they planned with who carried her for her, and the boy was abandoned into the system and the hollander-rozanovs snapped him up easier than breathing. how are they twins? the boy didnt really have a birthday, so they gave him hers and raised them as twins. nobody knows whos older, everyone does treat the girl as the baby, eventhough shes of the belief shes actually older. whos side youre on up to you.

theyre our figureskaters!! the boy just immediately takes to it. did a skate with his hockey team with some figure skaters for practice and that was that, never looked back at hockey lmao. the girl balances her hockey and her skating for a while, pair skating with her brother. shes injured, whether through hockey or figure skating is up to you, she takes 2 years away from the ice. has an alysa liu style comeback.

irina yuna. takes after her grandmothers a lot as well. she plays right wing. irina [russian] means peace, yuna [japanese] can mean (depends on kanji), beauty, gentle, superior or harmonious. very well fitting for irina's personality.

lilyana rose. takes after ilya, plays left wing. lilyana is jampacked, lilianna [slavic] with ties to mother mary and care (her med side), and lily [english] meaning purity and grace (legal - shes so pro bono to me). and rose [latin] means love <3

yuliya jane. takes after shane, plays center. yuliya [slavic] means youth (hope for a long time playing hockey), and also is connected to Jove/Jupiter, so kingship as well. Jane a variant of a hebrew and means god is gracious

samvel david. takes after david! yay, he plays goalie (which i also hc david playing, unsure if he has a canon position) his name was Sam when he was fostered when he was adopted he was given a Russian name, means "answered prayers" funny answer is that it's yunas wish for a grandson, real answer is its Sam's answered prayer for a loving family

5 & 6, alysa kaiko and ayden kaen. our defensemen. yes this is extremely ironic that the figure skaters who barely chip in play defense; meaning theyre without defense alot. although this means in family games shane and ilya take over so its cute i think.

their names mean water and fire respectively, their outfits are usually following this theme.

like how did this happen 😭 (Shane and Hayden conspiring?? ilya and Hayden making a bet??? lowkey love that "whoever reaches 6 first names their kid after the other" ilya would be the dumbass because hay got snipped. how drunk were u. did Shane seriously think he could sneak aydens name past ilya??? "oh it's a Canadian spelling.." "Shane. I have been a Canadian for 25 years. you do not fool me." hmmm let Shane think he snuck it past ilya. ilya wanted Hayden named as well <3 they've had too many heart to hearts over the years for either of their liking tbh. I've accepted ilya and Hayden cuddle buddies as canon.)

realised somewhere in the brackets i never did give ages.

ok. their eldest girls are during their last decade of hockey. they stop playing hockey the same time their dads retire <3

baby yuliya comes in like five years? before they retire. and ofc Sam comes in 13 years later.

and twins before Sam I suppose! forgot about the logistics of that. 5 year age difference between yuliya and the twins.

when the twins are babies, yuliya is 5, Sam is (somwhere) 3, lilyana is 14, and Irina is 18!

(yuliya and Sam's age difference is 17 months <3)

the range of their children being a whole ass adult to a baby is so them and I can't expand on it.

so their birthdays.. (this is so much maths for 3 am sos)

ok shanes born in may, the 5th month. ilyas born in pride, the 6th month.

i demand a may the fourth birthday. i dub the yuliya. (Taurus)

and since sam is 17 months later. he's born in the 10th month, October. 31st for spooky season. (Scorpio)

5,5,6,10

dire need for an 8. August. a Leo. well done Lilyana. 1/8

4/2. boom. Irina. Aquarius.

id love the twins to be Geminis for symbolism and wtv but we are currently

2, 5, 5, 6, 8, 10

so I think ANOTHER TWO Geminis would be pushing it.

the air has told me they are to be born in December. December 3rd. CONAN GRAY THATS WHERE I GOT THE DATE FROM.

right. such a hollanov song btw. but the sweater is a 24 jersey.

ehem.

.

birthdays are as I read from eldest to youngest;

10/4 (4/10) Shane

15/6 (6/15) Ilya

4/2 (2/4) Irina

1/8 (8/1) Lilyana

4/5 (5/4) Yuliya

31/10 (10/31) Samvel

3/12 (12/3) Alysa and Ayden.

and because it is now 4 am. I am not calculating the ages. because that involves when shane and ilya retire and my maths is prolly already wrong enough as it is.

Oh and hersey numbers for Sam and Yuliya.

Samvel: 9

Yuliya: 41

(the girls play as their birthdays. reporters are like aww they reversed their dads numbers <3 "no the universe foretold us these ones actually."

Hollanov Family Headcanons!

for some reason ive noticed we're attached to the idea of 2, 3 and on a rare occassion 4 kids. i genuinely think theyre a 6 kid household.

for a while its only two, then its only four, then all of a sudden its 6.

two older girls, one more girl and a boy a year younger than her, and a set of twins (boy n girl.

i think that the hollander-rozanovs are so full of love and are genuinely the best form of parents and work truly well together, and i think every kid deserves that kind of love. and i think theyd be overjoyed with this. ilya watching sibling love like he wished he had, and shane an only child feeling the best way overwhelmed with the amount of love in their house. personal headcanon shane was his parents miracle baby, so they deserve all these grandbabies too.

their house is so unconventional family, and they adore it. theyre eldests were done through the same surrogate, two years apart. between their births she had a girl of her own (ay maybe her name is lily or jane). the girls get playdates all the time, and they spend easters together (shes an orthodox woman, idrk if shes russian maybe!)

i imagine the second eldest is out the door in the mornings before the eldest even wakes up. she makes shane his smoothie and leaves it in the fridge for him. the eldest wakes almost as she leaves, enough to grumble a goodbye as she walks past her room. she wakes up at the same time as shane, a bit before ilya. she makes both hers and ilyas coffee whilst shane sits at the counter. by the time ilya wakes up its just the right tempreture for him, he doesnt like burning his tongue.

career wise and on the ice, i think all hollander-rozanovs take to ice better than they do solid land. the lake outside the cottage freezes perfectly for lessons when theyre young. they dabble in hockey, but neither stick with it past prima... does canada call it middle school? theyre a colony right? hold... ok its really not a consiestant thing idk man. they drop hockey at like 13, 16 max. they dont do hockey in college. they both go to uni, eldest is a buisness and marketing girlie, takes a philosophy elective. second eldest that crazy person who couldnt chose between law and med and did a double degree.

the 3rd girl is adopted from when shes a babe, the first boy (yay!) is fostered in around the time shes 13, his adoption is finalised for his 12th birthday. yes that 12 was done on purpose. i cant tell if this hurts my heart or heals it. we shall say heals. they love eachother deeply and enjoy sewerball, xbox and wrestling. the rug in the living room has to be a specific fabric because they tussle on it so much. theyre both hockey players but the girl swims on the side. well enough to get first in freestyle at all her races. they both go to boston univeristy, and both do hockey at bu for university teams, and if they get drafted is up to you.

our next is the twins! theyre not biologically twins. what? you say - what markers are you sniffing? theyre both adopted as babies, the girl they planned with who carried her for her, and the boy was abandoned into the system and the hollander-rozanovs snapped him up easier than breathing. how are they twins? the boy didnt really have a birthday, so they gave him hers and raised them as twins. nobody knows whos older, everyone does treat the girl as the baby, eventhough shes of the belief shes actually older. whos side youre on up to you.

theyre our figureskaters!! the boy just immediately takes to it. did a skate with his hockey team with some figure skaters for practice and that was that, never looked back at hockey lmao. the girl balances her hockey and her skating for a while, pair skating with her brother. shes injured, whether through hockey or figure skating is up to you, she takes 2 years away from the ice. has an alysa liu style comeback.

irina yuna. takes after her grandmothers a lot as well. she plays right wing. irina [russian] means peace, yuna [japanese] can mean (depends on kanji), beauty, gentle, superior or harmonious. very well fitting for irina's personality.

lilyana rose. takes after ilya, plays left wing. lilyana is jampacked, lilianna [slavic] with ties to mother mary and care (her med side), and lily [english] meaning purity and grace (legal - shes so pro bono to me). and rose [latin] means love <3

yuliya jane. takes after shane, plays center. yuliya [slavic] means youth (hope for a long time playing hockey), and also is connected to Jove/Jupiter, so kingship as well. Jane a variant of a hebrew and means god is gracious

samvel david. takes after david! yay, he plays goalie (which i also hc david playing, unsure if he has a canon position) his name was Sam when he was fostered when he was adopted he was given a Russian name, means "answered prayers" funny answer is that it's yunas wish for a grandson, real answer is its Sam's answered prayer for a loving family

5 & 6, alysa kaiko and ayden kaen. our defensemen. yes this is extremely ironic that the figure skaters who barely chip in play defense; meaning theyre without defense alot. although this means in family games shane and ilya take over so its cute i think.

their names mean water and fire respectively, their outfits are usually following this theme.