Don't step on anything while you're here.

did you guys know that this website is for fun

I have a bisexual guppy and its funny as hell to watch because it seems like he’s only bi out of desperation. Like all of the female guppies are unimpressed by him, and dont accept his mating displays, and every time he fails, he goes over to a SPECIFIC male guppy (the prettiest male guppy in the tank) like PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE and that male guppy always lets him????

i would read that fanfic ngl

About my fish??

FUJOSHI FISH????

you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for a nuanced reason

The person who tweeted “y’all can’t even boycott Chick-fil-A” was right then and continues to be proven right now

As a general rule I assume I'm evil and can't be saved unless I'm actively being given attention by several beautiful women

I miss the era when people would say “it’s photoshopped” instead of “this is ai”

With photoshop I at least could respect the grind.

hey sorry it's just that i don't think i'm very good at being a person. thanks for letting me try with you, anyway.

boobs is better than titties as a word because boobs is bouba while titties is kiki

Fanfiction is insane. You can write porn so good you make friends.

think that everyone has their own personal theme in life