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no I dont want a daddy I want an ethically grey scientist who's developing an unprofessionally and inappropriately close bond with the subject (me) despite their better judgement and the warnings of their colleagues

grimygrimygrimy

yes you get it

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kuromi-hoemie

me when i see an animal that is known for being in my area

avoidbeing

An obsidian mirror found at Catalhoyuk, 8,000 years old

old-flesh

“get the fries, you’ll need the energy in the coming days”

grimeclown

Cmon man

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pajaritocoleebri

some bloodymary requests from insta: simon getting his hair washed, him wearing grace's clothes (and grace's reaction), grace in traditional krakowian clothing and simon in hanbok, grace and simon with rocky and adrian's pebbles, grace playing with simon's hair, grace wearing one of my own outfits, and grace reading to simon

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sunderwight

Stop volunteering to be the village sacrifice we all know you're not a virgin. The dragon probably wouldn't even be into you.

sunderwight

Untie yourself from that altar right now.

sunderwight

Look. I didn't want to say anything because it's kind of a touchy subject, but the dragon doesn't actually take these "brides" back to its lair full of riches and add them to a harem. Okay? It's a big fucking lizard with a brain the size of an orange, it just roasts and eats them.

sunderwight

That's why we always pick the most useless airhead to sacrifice come harvest season.

sunderwight

Now come on, get those chains off. Where did you even get these? Oh you made them? See that's the kind of craftsmanship the village needs you for. We'll have a big orgy after the ritual and if you want a bunch of us will dress up as dragons and take turns having a go at you. It'll be nice, you'll see.

sunderwight

Yes, yes, I know, not the same. Well not all dreams are attainable, in the end.

depraveddame

all these kids migrating over from wattpad talking about reporting fics on ao3… open the schools and learn your history while the rest of us get a whole lot weirder and nastier!

marginofthought

I'm gonna be honest, I'm kind of worried for the flood of new AO3 users that are gonna come in in about 3-4 weeks (since there are already so many new invitation requests rn it's gonna take that long). I know the new Wattpad rules are gonna drive many people to AO3 and while it should be a good thing beause fuck censorship, I also know that there are gonna be many people that won't know how to behave in someone else's house.

I'm not too worried for myself because I think that most of the current supernatural fic community is on AO3 already, but I am worried for other authors and fandoms. People and stories are going to be put on blast for things that shouldn't matter to anybody else and in places where those stories where never meant to end up.

We have seen far too much harassment over fanfiction already and I'm worried it's only going to get worse.

So to all my fellow writers out there: stay strong and don't let yourself be put down by people that are trespassing in places they don't belong*

(*I mean specific fics/kinks/communities etc. not AO3 as a whole)

And if you're reading this and you're one of the people crossing over from Wattpad: Welcome! We're happy you want to join AO3 but please inform yourself of how it and the community works, it's not the same as Wattpad but there are plenty of resources out there that can help you figure everything out beforehand (like the TOS, Reddit communities, blog posts on here etc. etc.)

allthingswhumpyandangsty

ao3 is a house of the freaks and the perverts (affectionate). you ARE in the house of the freaks and the perverts. so don’t think about harassing or being rude to the freaks and the perverts who built this anti-censorship house and are kind enough to let you in.

ao3 is proship, profic, and anti censorship. being proship, profic, anti censorship, and hosting dark and taboo fics that were banned on other platforms are the main reasons ao3 was created in the first place.

you are welcome to join ao3. but you are NOT welcome to harass, act rude or be entitled towards the people who built this house. if the fact ao3 allows fics you find disgusting (even though it also allows you to filter out anything you don’t want to see) bothers you so much, you are free to go back to wattpad and have nearly everything censored and banned there.

here’s the list of things you should know if you’re new to ao3

thursdaysyme

praise god for the filtering system on ao3

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yuripuppy

New Wave of Smut Censorship on Wattpad & Google Docs

writingdose

I'd go to war for archive of our own

mutantrenegade

You know Jones soda cap, as a tumblr user i can actually say i think I have.

mark-gently

NDA stands for Non't Dalk Aboutit

mark-gently

this is by far my most popular original post on this stupid website in the 15 years i've been here

excusethequality

While watching a DVD from the library my TV popped up a message saying to press a button if I wanted to watch this from additional providers.

It's never done that before so I looked it up and turns out Roku TVs have added all sorts of creepy things in the privacy section since I last checked.

One of which being they take screenshots from what you're watching and send them to third parties to identify it.

Fucking hell! Remember when every fucking device in your life wasn't a spy implanted in your home and working against your interests to try and sell your data? Remember how nice that was??

Remember when the TV was just a tool that would play the things you plugged into it?

Why must the future suck SO much?

excusethequality

TVs collect a huge amount of data. Here's how to use privacy settings to limit the surveillance on TVs from LG, Samsung, TCL, and every othe

A good rundown on what each brand of TV is up to and which settings you should turn off.

anarchistmemedistro

lytefoot

PSA - Do not buy an LG smart TV. They just added a line to their terms of use that it's the user's responsibility to inform any guests in their house that by entering they consent to be recorded, in order to comply with wiretapping laws. That thing is literally recording you.

You can find tutorials online telling you how to open that thing up and physically remove the mic and wifi module. Frankly I don't trust anything less.

mookimooks

Please watch the Gamers Nexus video on LG Smart TV's and monitors! It's basically malware at this point.

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aya--bb

genuinely I'm so sick of people wanting all fiction to be ethical. can we all just get a little gross with it. the point of fiction is that it's not real. we can be unethical in fiction; same goes with being perverted with fiction, being unrealistic with fiction, and being grotesque with fiction. not all fiction has to be ethical, not every character has to be ethical, and that's okay. can we stop with the puritanism. be gross. be unrealistic. be whatever. if I don't like it it's not my business as long as we're all clear that its fictional.

notemily

via ered.bsky.social, the only kinds of unethical fiction:

people in the replies are going "what about books glorifying unethical things" and "what if it's propaganda" and you, my friends, are who this comic was made for

intlbipolar

drtanner

This post is almost 11 years old now, so I feel like it’s time for an update:

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