Lux Aeterna

the best thing a queer creator can do to avoid fan harassment is to make art that no one under the age of 30 will touch with a ten foot pole

don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

First Warioware minigame in Tumblr.

when i was like 5 i started waiting for something and never stopped

do you hate me *pokes you* do you hate me *pokes you* do you hate me *pokes you* do you hate me *pokes you* do you hate me *pokes you* do you hate me *pokes you* do you hate me *pokes you* do you hate me *pokes you* do you hate me *pokes you*

Found my 53yo very-much-not-online father in the kitchen today meticulously arranging cutlery on the countertop and i was like 'what are you doing' and he looked up at me with the world's most shit-eating grin and said "Your mother told me this is how you rick-roll the Youth" and i looked over and it was fucking. Loss.jpg.

i must stress that he's never seen the original comic. My mother simply showed him the shorthand symbol and he memorized it. As far as he is aware this is just a fucking hieroglyph that deals instant psychic damage to everyone under the age of 30

Getting plowed is for the country folk. Here in the city we call it being taken to pound town. And if it's a place with decent public transit, getting railed.