KEEPIN' IT CRISPY™

the amazing digital circumcision

imagine if a nazi were to be gay or perhaps transsexual... how mirthful! my perfectly cultivated semi ironic edgelord persona will certainly set these juvenile tumblrinas in a tizzy... they won't even know what hit them when I drop a sly comment regarding Rhodesia, or perhaps even reblog a scandalous photograph of a decapitated germanic boy! a perfect plan... they would never see it coming! ah! ah! ah! (<- dracula laugh)

a seemingly sweet and innocent young girl who collects a variety of charming pink accessories and Sanrio plushes... who harbors a devious fixation upon such nefarious characters as the murderous Adam Lanza or troublesome Dylan Klebold! just another glimpse into the tumblr posters who occupy my troubled psyche! do you have the bravery to venture further into my menagerie of twisted cyberspace counterculturists? ah! ah! ah!

I think if I heard I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas in the correct circumstances it could move me to tears. It's like the promise of a brighter future that never came to pass

Where is post "white boy shocks entire restaurant by emitting a massive electromagnetic pulse" or somesuchh I want it I need it Need it to

Mr. Tenna is Kris Dreemurr's childhood imaginary friend and has the most diagetically designed vibes out of any Darkner, making him, as a concept and design, Kris' intellectual property. This of course means that Kris Dreemurr legally owns Tenna's name and likeness and if you've ever written or drawn him, you owe Kris Dreemurr royalties.

like im so sick of shovelware yaoi you guys will go to war for these popular yaoi pairings over and over and claim that anyone who dislikes them is a homophobe and ableist and hates fun but then when a new popular yaoi comes along you all leave the old one at the bottom of the bargain bin because you also never really liked it either you just like shovelware

and it's especially bad when the shovelware does actually include a character of color or a mentally ill character because people will claim you're racist or ableist for criticizing the ship and then the ship in question is "character of color has to put up with incompetent pathetic white character! character of color is basically like a mom to white character lololol! let's draw character of color as animalistic and predatory compared to white character!" or "mentally ill character is basically a cute baby or pet who needs to be walked and wants uppies so cute! mentally ill character is just so loser coded for needing any kind of assistance at all!!" like the racism and ableism are coming from inside the house

i do NOT want to be on the same artfight team as Andrew fuckin Hussie. HERE I GO FOR TEAM MYSTERY BITCHES

i feel kinda sad about it cuz Orange is my second favorite color but eighf fuckit