bathed in starlight

Saw the phrase "occupational hazard" and read it as "occupational husband". Anyway which of your f/os is the occupational hazard vs the occupational husband 🎤🎤🎤🎤

a normally nonchalant man staring over your text exchanges and uncharacteristically trying to think up any excuse to start another conversation with you …..

when men are hiding the fact that they're all broken and battered and bruised up underneath their clothes, they're basically wearing lingerie. to me

hey. you have to love your trans brothers of color okay. and your trans sisters of color. and your nonbinary siblings of color. you have to okay. its simply non-optional

sorry for being cringe i was trying to have a human experience

I’m normal about him and definitely not consumed by a degree of lust that has the architects of hell wondering if they need to add another circle for whatever it is I’ve got going on there. If you wondered.

don’t ask chatgpt I can lie to you for free

(said completely devoid of context) you know how it is

But also if caseoh gets the wordle tonight I will know without doubt that fucker is cheating

I need that jynxi clip

the unstoppable force is tonguing the immovable object and it seems to be enjoying the experience