Cat Detective's Complete History of Time

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Doug Jones and Danny DeVito in a buddy comedy about a couple of elderly former henchmen unwillingly dragged out of retirement for one last caper. There's a running gag where they claim to be the original duo that the "one of them is short and fat and the other is tall and thin" trope is based on.

Playing against the trope's conventions (but to the actors' respective strengths), DeVito's character is the talkative one while Jones' character hardly says a word. The former argues that popular media always has it the other way 'round due to prejudice against short people.

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Muffin top. Love handles. Happy trail. Notice how these things are named really cutely and awesomely

"why does this nonsexual power dynamic sound so sexual" i have some news for you about the dominant social relationship between sex and power

i am also a corrosive pervert. that's not relevant right now though.

The thing is sometimes you really do have to chuckle darkly

God forbid women do anything

Times are hard at the cafe so they only got Something bagels

fuck this. im gonna drive my chevy to the levee

by talos this cant be happening

well at least them good old boys are staying sober

what the fuck