Cat Detective's Complete History of Time

I don’t have any disorders these are all symptoms of being a vampire

everything is a reference when you're crazy

okay but we can't know for sure that the loud noise and bright flash offstage—which occurred after the character who was holding the gun exited the stage with it—was a gunshot, because we didn't get to directly see it

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

you can write a character a lot but watch out! ☝️ you may end up adopting their sentence structure and lexical idiosyncrasies into your own speech

ice water is awesome because you get more water in your water

you think youre out of water but then you check back in five minutes and woah! theres more water! the world is so beautiful

I love that this joke works in English even though it's not written in English.

oh blorbo from my shows? haha yeah man i love that guy. i hope something terrible happens to him in front of his loved ones that he barely survives and i get to watch.

Diplodocus spice jar by Kayser Ceramics

rb if u hates terfs

Official ‘terfs get out of my house’ Post