Number 2 Paracelsus Enjoyer

This is kinda ominous ngl

Gotta compliment him on his reflexes. No hesitation. Just described exactly what he was seeing, regardless of what it was.

[VD: A weatherman is giving a report and pointing to a map, saying "feel like temperatures really take a tumble too, because after the storm-" before he is interrupted by the screen going black and then displaying a picture of some baby spinach. He says, "um," then immediately points to the screen and confidently announces, "this is baby spinach." /End VD]

I think to balance out the peppa pig episode that's banned in australia because it's about how you shouldn't be scared of spiders there should be an episode of bluey that's banned in the uk because it's about how you should be extremely scared of spiders

I of course always knew about trans women being ostracized and dumped by friend groups. I thought I was lucky to get into transfeminism before I really started socializing. So I could avoid that type of problem. Turns out, transfeminists will post about this type of thing and do it to other girls anyway. In my case, it was very much associated with the fact I'm a mexican. Ouch!

im DD cup but i dont actually get any back pain because my spine is male socialized

Imagine if we did the “public libraries are punk” thing for other subcultures. Imagine if people made shirts that said “Soup kitchens are grunge” or “Mixed Use Urbanism is Juggalo”.

oooooh i got plany of disk space

Man who hates the very concept of life and all living beings: I should design portal websites for colleges and job applications