Hi!

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

I know it’s fetishistic and unrealistic but I do occasionally think about dating a cis girl

I mean obviously it wouldn’t ever happen. but I feel comfortable admitting sometimes I do think it would be interesting. just one of my more distant thoughts

(no beers in) i could really go for a beer right now

(two beers in) mmmm (slaps my belly) i could use another beer right now

(five beers in) (attacking strangers) (frightened animal backed into a corner) (blood stains the cracks in the pavement) (mothers wait for sons who will never come home) (flags rest still at the bottom of their poles) (the birds are silent and the wind does not blow) (there are no clouds in the sky) (there is no more water in the well)

I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

literally my favorite kind of posts are ones that are like "i never see positivity posts for [group of people that society is built around catering toward]"

efforts towards a "positive vision of masculinity" or whatever are so funny because what these guys are trying to figure out is literally "what's a way of being a good person that's Not For Girls™"