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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

I Literally miss armpits so bad mann

i don't have a tip for this one hi helly sorry

hi can you give me a veryclose hug

hi you're not getting that

god the horrible urge to vague post is eating me alive but i must

someone wronged me once

Huh, didn't know there was a term for it. This explains why I haven't been drinking as much lately.

funniest thing to ever happen was when my boyfriend put on the first episode of columbo (which i'd never seen) but he wouldn't tell me what show it was he would only say "you'll get it when he shows up." but a fun fact about the first episode of columbo is that he doesn't show up for 32 minutes and when he does, he silently walks into the room with a cigar and does a little pose and goes "hi i'm columbo."

Amazing that we call him the cookie clicker guy and not the "this website's hate mail game is insane" guy because one of those things had a much bigger impact on Tumblr culture than the other

Look, it's clear that when you're suffering, you're not allowed anything pleasant, peaceful, or even a little bit of luxury—because people immediately decide that "the situation isn't that bad" and tell you to relax. As if trying to experience simple, normal moments erases the pain and suffering. It's truly infuriating logic.

Guys, no one has looked upon us with compassion since October 7th. Gaza has been relentlessly bombed. Hospitals have been targeted and besieged. Water has been cut off, electricity cut off, food prevented, and people have lived with hunger, thirst, and fear every day. Millions have been forced to flee from place to place, carrying what little life they have left in their hands. And even amidst all this, the world is still debating whether the suffering in Gaza is "real enough." My family and I are suffering greatly and need help. Please donate and share this post.

Guys, please, we need your help, we don't have the money to buy food and medicine, please guys help us and donate to me my last donation a day ago. We're really suffering.

Guys, just €350 to reach 9,500 from your silver, help me and donate, my family is waiting for your help, donate if possible, and don't ignore me, please. You're the only hope.

Guys I'm so hungry I swear I work hard for my family but no one helps or listens to me in just 24 hours 4 donations Why so Please, any donation, even if one euro will help me. please donate I'm so tired sitting in the street for the internet. As a result, no one donates.

Help my friend Ibrahim out please!! He's really struggling at the moment

All these notes and there are only three people who donated, what is this? There is no mercy in your heart. Why? So, we need your help? Unfortunately, we forget. Gaza Forgets

Guys, we need 500 euros to reach 10000 We're so close. Please, if you can donate, please donate now. My wish is to reach 10,000 as soon as possible, guys, you are our only hope, please donate and share this ❤️

We are getting closer to our mini target of 10,000 just need less than 500 euros, guys. We're so close we're still suffering. My wish is to see My campaign is up to that number. Please donate now and share the post. Please.

you can be peeling a boiled egg and think to yourself wow. that was so simple. and then you peel another one and it’s like being in the throes of war. shell everywhere. egg mangled. tears in your eyes. that’s how god keeps you humble

I think the reason I still enjoy tumblr is that even though this all still pisses me off, I know that anything that makes me mad on here is 100% earnest. It's not ragebait or engagement farming, y'all are actually just that stupid sometimes

these relationships are always increasing numbers as well. so obviously we need six eleven to mean somethimg

Close enough welcome back Chekov's gun.

licking you bee wanted your sweat. that second one was just a freak I think