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[image description: image of an Aardvark with grey, yellow and white in the background. Text says βParents say they just want you to be happy and get marriedβ at the top and βOxymoronβ at the bottom.]
Hereβs an old aro meme from 2011, which was before the rise of the βAce Discourseβ around 2015 (which may have started out as backlash in response to The Trevor Project deciding to include asexual people around that time). This meme format uses an aardvark to represent aromantic people. At the time, axolotls were often used in similar memes to represent asexuals, so the aromantic aardvark was chosen as the aromantic equivalent of the asexual axolotl. Aardvarks were considered to be somewhat of a mascot for the aromantic community for some time, though they have become less popular as a symbol in recent years.
This reads like a museum guide showing one of the most prestigious pieces in an exhibit
me in a heist movie scenario: [right about to execute the big plan] i hope you guys kbow if this plan goes south i'm killing myself
driver: what
me: alright team. we kbow our roles. lets get to it
demolitions expert: wait can we go back to that thing earlier
grifter: yeah what was that about
me: charlie, i want you to take point. you're the most important for the early phase so you gotta make sure to nail this. remember we only have a limited time to pull this off, so the sooner the better
safecracker: youre not really gonna kill yourself if we fuck this up right
me: [putting on my badass sunglasses as smooth bossa nova music plays] i'm definitely going to kill myself if we get this wrong
you wished for this.
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personally I'm annoyed by the socioeconomic conditions that made words like "unalive" necessary but simultaneously impressed by the linguistic adaptations young people have made to continue talking about important things while subject to those conditions and I think if you can't hold both of those thoughts in your head you might just be old man yelling at cloud
when people are like "i didn't come here to make friends" i'm like thats sooooo unrelatable. i am always on the look out for some girl friends. I would be in that hunger games cornucopia like "your ex boyfriend did WHAT."
I don't remember finding fart jokes particularly funny even when I was a child.
Five year old me, watching a movie with fart jokes: "Oh, how gauche. They're pandering to the lowest common denominator."
*sighs dejectedly* okayyy you got me, I care *smashes head into nearest wall with such force my skull is crushed like a beer can*

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i have for a while been using stepping on somebody's toes as a metaphor for misgendering. and i genuinely think that it's kind of a good one.
if you keep stepping on somebody's toes for a long time at minimum they're probably going to start really hating you and at maximum you might cause them lasting damage.
if you do it on purpose you're a dick. if it's on accident but you keep doing it that person is still going to be mad at you because you don't care enough to try not to step on their toes
if you give a grovelling begging apology after accidentally stepping on somebody's toes one time you're going to make the whole thing awkward, but not giving a quick "sorry" before moving on is still kind of rude.
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Im always scared to call someone my friend because what if they dont consider me a friend and hate me because of that
The Old Religion
(closeups under the cut)
2 people have asked me to elaborate on the panels so that's what i'm gonna do now!!
Simon in the "realm" of the Red Eyed God. "Old religion," feels pretty self explanatory.
These are supposed to be Simon's hands covered in blood... even before filament station, he was a soldier/raider for Eden and you don't get the nickname "the Butcher" from keeping your hands clean.
pretty self-explanatory, he's pretty much looking ready to shit his pants in this scene.
4. I wanted to pair a shot of Ava(with the blood making prison bars" with this line SO BAD.
5. I think these kinda explain themselves, being careful with the navigation and being still in the submarine.
6. His mother giving him the knife sheath, simultaneously cursing him with the responsibility of the people he will kill and giving him power in this post-apocalyptic world
7. a fallen tree- The Final Tree
8. i'd be pretty afraid of this thing finding me too
9. "Eden gave me the tattoo and the COI made me burn it off. I didn't choose either but I still have a scar"
10. The Old Religion- this time the pendant from Eden reminding him of his past
11. The mutated version of himself Simon would've turned into without the tree's intervention
12. Simon realizing he's still not free- pretty troubled if you ask me
13. when its at its darkest- after the Quiet Rapture
14. hardly even breathe- oxygen meter going down to one light
15. IIRC this was Simon attempting to bargain with Ava to let him out- "release"
16." Crawl on hands and knees" immediately reminded me of Simon trying to get to the wirebox with the sub filling ip with blood
17. Fallen tree, again the Eden pendant
18. just chose a frame where he looked scared lol
19. iirc this was close to the end of the movie where he was fighting the eel and reverting to the violence and anger of "the butcher"- can't outrun yourself you see
20. Simon arguing with Ava when he gets pulled up. Ultimately powerless bc they send him back down
21. the crack on the window making a tree- his old religion
22. Simon freaking the fuck out seemed to fit this line
23. Simon realizing he's still not going to be free
24. fallen tree but this time its Simon crucified in the submarine by the mutated tree
25. Again pretty self explanatory
26. "You want the butcher?!" He never got to outrun himself, not really
27. Chose this one as a sort of juxtaposition. He may have been powerless in his own fate but he got to complete his mission
Ive posted these now with the music on instagram!

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jerking off is gay because youβre the same gender as yourself
no offense but you guys need to learn the difference between someone implying their experience is universal and a post simply just not being about you