closest thunder

What if Yoda's species reproduced by like, laying a bunch of eggs in a corpse

Mmmmmm bring your cadaver to a dark and moist environment I will

This was actually confirmed in The New Essential Guide to Sucking and Fucking

hey can you all post things that dont scare me really badly

Mmmmm lethally acidic, my ovulatory discharge is

'that blows' and 'that sucks' are both negative, which means moving air in any sort of way is inherently bad

Curiously "that's stagnant" also has a negative connotation

It's so fucked up that 𝜏 is 2𝜋 even though it LOOKS like pi chopped in half.

the Masters of the Universe remake makes this video relevant again which means we are in the best timeline

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

you may think to yourself something to the effect of “this is fucked up” or “this is sad” and yet you could leave your house right now and go buy a vape at the gas station, but these squirrels cannot. so maybe check your privilege before you start jumping to conclusions.