closest thunder

I really wish the overused sentence “You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.” was less relevant but here we are

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This blog is 5+. We talk abt mature subjects like dinosaurs here and sometimes even say words like 'damn', preschoolers DNI

sex pollen is an integral part of the fanfiction ecosystem but i just don't think poison ivy would make anything that encourages procreation of even more humans. unless she figures out how to make the sex pollen same-sex specific or fertility-negating she's not making it at all. #philosophical

this wasn't a quote from a real PDF btw I just thought it would be funny to tex this up so it looked like one instead of posting it directly

the next evolution of Tumblr shitposting is looking promising

I sometimes use a font that looks like Computer Modern, to make it look like whatever I wrote was made in LaTeX. Stolen nerd-valour.

First Warioware minigame in Tumblr.