i'm just chillin'

i’m so fucking pissed off at this picture

wwhat the fuck….

I FUCKING LOVE THIS

oh my god thank you for the second perspective, it honestly makes me feel way less stressed about this image, you have no idea

is there anything as good as lying in a sunbeam

telling the truth in a sunbeam #honesty

you really do turn thirty and everything is different and sometimes better. if you're in line for thirty stay in line bro

And for the blonde man, perhaps some torture?

PLAY THAT FUNKY LEITMOTIF, DOOMED BOY

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.