cuntalicious girl

dude’s fucking TORN about whether or not to buy a beret

bro shutup im trying to remember what i just said

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

Bro videos are always 🔥 💯.. instant collaborations

if i can give our local far right losers anything its that jesus christ they know how to find stickers that are fucking impossible to peel off lamp posts. i have been standing here for 5 minutes trying to remove this stupid 'make britain great again' sticker and all ive maanged to do is slightly damage the corners. i have been bested by a sticker. im losing this fight. the queen of antifa is going to eject me from the polycule.

[Description: the video is captioned "Find the duck game", and we see several blindfolded women in hijabs groping around an enclosed ring while spectators look on, cheering and laughing . After a few seconds the camera pans so that you can see the duck, who is waddling around, casually yet resolutely resisting capture. Periodically the women collide with each other. They do not find the duck. End ID]

That duck is having the most fun of anyone present.

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

shouting “DERIVATIVE!” at an art school kid just walking down the street from a moving vehicle, they break down and sob