cuntalicious girl

sometimes i agree with a post but i dont like your attitude

lmfao I just saw zohran doing the inaugural swim in a full suit and tie, the schtick genuinely gets funnier the more he does it. My only complaint is should have worn swim trunks OVER the suit

u ever get a new follower and think. well this isnt gonna last

pls god where is the fourth of julie goodbye 2007 hello 2008

happy 4th to her

proposing a new genre of fiction called an anti-romance where u r presented w a couple at the start & the story is about their emotional journey towards a catastrophic break up

AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

my favourite thing is characters who just met the person theyre literally going to be wildly in love with for the rest of their lives and theyre like “:/ they’re not all that” this is so embarrassing for u

at the function. straight up 'checking it'. and by it. lets just say. my tumblr

They should make it easier for trans women

Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La

Did anyone else hear just one single angelic note

the angelic note is playing at your dashboards resonant frequency. shaking its miserable posts apart

when you want to play your video games but dont have the energy for it its like who wants to be my proxy that does the gameplay while i watch and make every decision in the game from the comfort of my bed