cuntalicious girl

posts with filtered tags that I have blocked specifically because I do not want to see the content: ooough you wanna see the content so badd

For those of you confused about why it’s “nearly all children” that’s because children born to foreign diplomats and children born on foreign owned boats in US waters aren’t citizens because the constitution says citizenship applies to people born in the US and subject to the jurisdiction thereof. Diplomats and people on foreign owned boats aren’t subject to the jurisdiction of the US government.

People can also treat the something else as a show results button since I can’t edit the poll.

im so sick of unnecessary dinner scenes in movies 😡 every fucking movie they just want to titillate you with some food because they think you’re a dumb animal who just wants to see mashed potatoes bouncing. if its an IMPORTANT dinner scene where they explain lore then whatever i understand. but they shove useless meals into every movie these days and its disgusting

Trying to sleep during a heatwave is a great reminder that all oil executives need to die painful painful deaths

This shit's giving me ASMR and I don't even have the sound on...

I cannot stress enough how much you need the sound for this one

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

I love this post

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s