your drink, is it freezd?

Here's an idea about why kids are so anxious and depressed all the time...the environments kids are in most of the time are very stressful and don't fulfill their needs for play, rest, proper variety of foods, positive social opportunities, and freedom from fear pain punishment etc

twizzler's main appeal is that its sort of like eating the red leather from red leather yellow leather

make the blorbo hallucinate

make the blorbo fight their friends while under mind control

make the blorbo whimper and cry and flinch at shadows

if you are seeing this post it is your signal to whump the blorbo just a little harder

make the blorbo torture another blorbo. make all remaining blorbos watch.

cut off the blorbo's fingers and mangle their hands

make the blorbo stab their love interest

give the blorbo wings. now pluck the feathers one by one.

make the blorbo whimper in pain from a high fever

make the blorbo beg for their life. better yet make them beg to be hurt instead of their friend

force the blorbo to their knees and backhand them, sending them sprawling

friendship addicts will be like “i just need one more hit of your infectious laughter and zest for life”

Glassblowers and hat makers are so funny bc they're so obviously insanely skilled in these difficult crafts and 9 times out of 10 they're using that skill to make the tackiest shit you've ever seen

important fantasy high headcanon for me is fig having tiefling vitiligo. she had the same tan brown skin as sandralynn growing up and then just before her horns started growing in she started getting patches of red, and they spread out until she's mostly red like in the official art of her. but it's important to me that she still has paler/browner patches of skin in places AND i think she should have a complex about it

Jinkies

Jeepers!

Zoinks!

Ruh roh!

FUCK

My favorite part of this post is that it implies Fred is the one saying “FUCK” because we know who typically says the other 4 things

which makes sense as he’s the one who actually legally owns it

I’m so used to the catchphrase discussion that I thought you meant Fred Jones legally owns usage of the word “FUCK”.

Organised crime? Nah girl I'm into disorganised crime. If a goon doesn't have ADHD they aren't getting hired

Cops can't stop us if they don't know what we're doing, and they can't find out if we have no idea either

Minions stop this post from reaching 1k

On it, boss! Gettin' this post to 10k, just like you said!

I hate when I drink all of my drink and there's no drink left. What the fuckkkkkkk. #sickandtwisted