your drink, is it freezd?

eighteen inch nails: i want to fuck you like two animals

*guy who's new to puppy play voice* would you do it for a Scooby snack?

If you are attracted to a girl it's important to show her sinister artifacts and relics

I do suffer the american condition of liking to drink huge drinks

he was first guy to hang out with normal people. No one had done it before

Taking a walk along a quiet naturey trail, looking for a spot to stop and have my snacks, and as I aim for a wee clearing I've stopped at before I see a condom wrapper and I'm like well no shame in cruising glad you used protection I'll just make sure I check where I sit in case the rest of the condom is there, but then I get to my little sitting spot and right where I was going to perch is a set of industrial safety goggles so now im just like. Well what on earth were you doing that you needed That Much protection

one time I was lucid dreaming and I asked the Jennifer Coolidge figure in my dream how do i tell if something in a dream is real or not and she said. It’s only real if they charge your card. best answer ever