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Bitches love me cuz I have the unmistakable stare of a dog who has immediately lost the toy you Just Retrieved from under the couch

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magicratfingers

i have resting bitch face but for speaking

magicratfingers

specifically the things i say out loud

magicratfingers

like the opinions and also the words

t00thpasteface

me before i get my paycheck: i'm so excited to spend this on essentials and save the rest wisely

me as soon as that direct deposit hits: you know i've always wanted to learn the theremin

exeggcute

one of my favorite this american life segments of late is about the people who played orchestra pit for phantom of the opera on broadway and how, like, a sizeable majority of them had literally been playing the show since it opened in 1988 (on broadway. I know it opened in 86 on the west end, you random pedants, but I am specifically talking about broadway musicians) because their contracts stipulated that they'd have jobs throughout the show's entire run... but nobody anticipated that phantom would become the longest-running broadway show of all time.

and none of these people wanted to walk away from a guaranteed job, so very few of them ever quit. they just kept doing the same show eight nights a week... for twenty or thirty years... and by the time it finally closed last year most of these musicians (who had been working together for DECADES) hated each other and really really fucking loathed phantom. I can't stop thinking about it. it's indescribably hellish to imagine but also the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life.

exeggcute

can you imagine.

bisexualshakespeare

[ID: excerpt from an article reading: One of my favorite stories, which should drive anyone who has every played in a band crazy-- there’s this bassoon player who has sat next to the same clarinet player since 1988. She’s convinced he plays half a note4 flat on every note he’s every played. He denies this. /]

cleverlittlefox

childsacrifice

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

#hashtag thoughtless #trying to decide if big al is turnable or not

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thomasmomwell

there should be a special heart button you can press that's just for when your friend's tags are really good

no-shant

emily-charlton

Emily Blunt as Emily Charlton and Anne Hathaway as Andy Sachs in a Devil Wears Prada (2006) deleted scene.

freezi-drink

Sent my good buddy Milk this picture of my medicine cabinet

So naturally they replied with this

And so I went ahead and made this

And anyway. We should both be asleep lmao

milf-lover42

Sent my good buddy Milk this picture of my medicine cabinet

So naturally they replied with this

And so I went ahead and made this

And anyway. We should both be asleep lmao

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I’m obsessed with this video

salticid

source

starrynet

new uquiz! the premise is that you just got hit by a truck and are about to be transported into one of ao3's most popular alternate universe types. take this auquiz to find out where you're going

#flower shop/tattoo parlor yayyyyayyyyyy

egberts

also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell

egberts

also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell

egberts

also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell

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ilovecoelacanths

went to a new optometrist today wearing my squid facts ‘save our freaks dont mine the deep’ shirt from @sarahmackattack that has a strawberry squid on it. and i wasn’t even thinking about it but the optometrist walked in and he was like ‘oh what does your shirt say’ so i showed him and he was like ‘oh that’s neat!’ and then i thought he might like to know about strawberry squid eyes since they have weird eyes and he is an optometrist and all. so i was like ‘yeah it’s actually a real kind of squid called a strawberry squid, their eyes are really cool because they have one big yellow-green one and one small blue one’ and he kind of gasped and went ‘oh my god that’s so interesting i wonder why they have that. do you know what their retina composition is like?’ and i watched as he minimized my chart on the computer and started looking up images of strawberry squid and then he googled ‘strawberry squid retina composition’ and he was like ‘sorry we’ll get to your eye exam in a moment i just really want to find out’ LMAO 10/10 optometrist experience will be returning

rogerdeakinsdp

To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar (1995) dir. Beeban Kidron

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Such a cute campy film :D

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