fix your hearts or die

the unstoppable force is tonguing the immovable object and it seems to be enjoying the experience

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

guy working on an artwork they knew would push them technically: what the hell why do i keep doing this wrong. am i haunted by malevolent spirits and such

I love contradictory headcanons

One hand i think stabler's straight with an exception, another hand i think he's bisexual, but its also really fun if hes gay and hella repressed

podracer Sebulba notably absent from swift-kelce wedding attendees............

the point of fanfiction is to write something so self indulgent that nobody else has thought of it before or cares

no matter what else happens in the world at least Spock is Gay