fix your hearts or die

The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?

Armand being like "I fucked women in brothels, I fucked Bianca, I topped men in brothels, after a round or two I was the one fucking Harlech (a violent psychopath with facial hair and everything)" and gets forever cast in the uwu bottom role, while it's entirely possible Marius died a shy fuckless virgin . such are the mysteries of life, and death beyond

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

i do love when some insane doctor who thing happens and briefly my dash is full of dw posts from those of us who rarely post dw. periodic family reunion. or family funeral