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Velociraptors are scary but really they aren't that scary because they can't change speed. They always move at exactly the same rate, so they're predictable and you can avoid them. The real one to look out for is the acceleraptor

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

#ratatouille

there's art inside me trying to get out

is there anything as good as lying in a sunbeam

telling the truth in a sunbeam #honesty

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

ai fatigue

I cant even go and see some street food trucks without their damn menus having AI images on it. you have a camera. take photos of your goddamn food. I would rather see a photo of the most weirdly lit burger than the fake monstrosity you're showing me.

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

Haven’t posted about plastic in a minute. Rest assured, I am still hard at work eating all plastic on earth

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

"The magic system is never fully explained" yeah that's how life works. Imagine having a story set in modern day America and the characters have several pages of exposition on combustion engines and telecommunication networks before we get to the plot