STAY STRONG & STAY GAY

taylor swift would release a 30th special edition of the tortured poets department to block the vampire lestats spot on the billboard chart and within 24 hrs travis kelce would go missing

[ID: A Youtube video titled "The car crash that made me question my sexuality" by Gato Finglo. The thumbnail shows a totalled car with text over it reading "am I gay?" with gay highlighted in red. /End ID]

let’s be real the pressure to use AI as an adult is exactly what they said the pressure the do drugs as a teenager would be like but the people that told us that caved immediately for the AI and definitely did not just say no

Literally amazing that there’s a predator that goes “mrrp” and you’re allowed to have one in your house

if you want me to consume a new media you MUST catch me at the exact moment when the stars are aligned and the air pressure is equal to the current degree of the sun’s peak against the horizon and all the cosmic energies are perfectly unified (aka my old interest is fading out) or i will nod and say “im adding that to my list!” Knowing theres no chance i will check it out

“unless its a book!” “unless you tell me it has gay people in it!” “this but only for live action shows” “theres a good chance i’ll get to it eventually” no wrong this post is not for you this post is ONLY for bitches who could have a treasured friend recommend them something that sounds grown in a lab to be your personal catnip and, with no choice in the matter, immediately know it will never be the right time to watch/read/listen to it

When you get mad, take a deep breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. No one ever expects that.

"which could mean nothing" is one of the most useful phrases to ever enter my lexicon thank you rpf