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I can see it at a family reunion, just an offhand "We're all here because I had sex and you're welcome" out of one of them.

Cue the chaos that inevitably follows such a statement.

I don't think they're alive to see their great great grandkids. However. I do think they left a bunch of home videos for them to play at family reunions. Including Pawpa and his twin brother telling stories about the stupid shit they've done. Abuelita has cooking videos showing how to make the recipes and archived live streams back when the people following her on twitch were deeply confused by this old lady and her granddaughter that sounded suspiciously like Zoey from Huntr/x.

Lots of stuff that show who they were when they were alive.

Pawpa and Abuelita also definitely recorded some videos just labeled, For bad days, for sad days. etc. And it's them just telling whoever is listening how much they are loved and appreciated. That they're stronger than they know and that they'll get through this.

I think Zoey posts those videos on her YouTube or social media accounts and has it saved so if any of their fans are having a hard time they can get some support even if it's just a video.

They also leave a letter with detailed instructions on disposal of a box of vhs tapes labled 'Ray + Isa's special home movies' and "for the love of god, do not watch them. You will regret it "

And that is how the family found out that back in their youth, Abuelita and Pawpa did amateur porn in the late 70s to early 80s for some extra cash.

Their mother picked up after them. They were not required to take plates the kitchen or do the dishes or anything like that.

My mother, who would tell you she is for equality, came home one day, sighed at the mess of dirty dishes scattered about, and said, "Gayle, help me pick up."

"Those aren't my dishes," I said. "I picked up my dishes."

My mother sighed again. "Just help me pick up."

"No," I said again. "I didn't make that fucking mess."

She never approached my brothers and said, "Boys, in this house, you take your dishes to the kitchen." She did not tell our dad, "Hey, tell the boys they need to pick up after themselves."

It was, "Gayle, pick up the dishes."

And when I refused because it was not my fucking mess, I got lectured about being difficult.

See also: My brothers--in a classic dick-move of all siblings--figured out they could pop the lock on the bathroom door and throw it open, and I would freak out because I was in the shower and trying to get five fucking minutes of peace.

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Rumi does the mom thing where she wants a picture of them holding a sign saying first day of (Kindergarten, first grade, etc). They don't have to look perfect, they just need to be dressed, ready for school and hold the sign. She bribes them with treats. Yes she does this when they go off to college (uni).

Zoey's doing everything to make sure the kids have all their stuff and eat breakfast.

Mira is barely holding it together every time. Derpy is right there with her so she's in good company at least lol. It's most her crying about how her babies are growing up and getting so big.

When Emmett starts kindergarten, his first school day ever, they're all pretty weepy. Bobby and Celine are too busy trying to keep Derpy from following him to school to be much help.

Mira: Well. Now you do.

Zoey: ...

Zoey: I've never had a girlfriend either

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