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Wasting All These Nights (Trying to Keep You Off My Mind): Chapter 20

TW: discussions of sexual assault. Descriptions of sexual assault.

Derpy would drag one until they were together and lay on top of them both so they won't move. If they do separate or one leaves, Derpy will stay with the one that's home. Although I do think that Mimi given that *both* her girls are pregnant with her kid, might drive her demon instincts absolutely mad and mean she's the one doing the dragging and prevention of leaving.

Unfortunately for Derpy, Rumi and her kids, eventually get kicked into demon protective mode and *he* gets growled at and bapped. Although it takes a bit longer. So Derpy gets like a month before he's suddenly getting growled at.

Usually they calm down eventually but it takes awhile and Derpy is not smart, very determined and also fighting a losing battle.

Derpy: (sees pregnant Ruri and Sora and immediately tries to protec)

Demon!Mimi: (sees Derpy trying to get near her pregnant mates, growls in warning)

Derpy: (completely unbothered, keeps walking)

Demon!Mimi: (baps Derpy in the face)

Derpy: (confused tries a different angle)

Demon!Mimi: (baps him in the face again)

(this continues for like ten minutes)

Sora: (on the phone with Mira) uhuh. yeah okay.

Ruri: Sooo anyway to stop this?

Sora: Not without us getting up and moving but apparently this is just gonna keep happening. Rumi did this to him, Jack did this to them. It's just gonna keep happening.

Ruri: (sighs watching Derpy get smacked in the face for the nth time) This is so so stupid.

Sora: We could be getting double tiger cuddles. (pouts) Mimi, please let him through. For me?! (big eyes)

Demon!Mimi: (conflicted tiger noises before relenting)

Derpy: (happily walks past to get pats from Sora)

Demon!Mimi: (immediately jealous and knocked him over so she can get pats from Sora)

Derpy: (unbothered gets pats from Ruri)

Demon!Mimi: (Gets jealous again and knocks him out of the way to get pats from Ruri)

Ruri: Congratulations, they've evolved into something dumber.

Sora: this is gonna be a long nine months.

Ruri: yup.

Derpy: (hisses and baps at demon!mimi)

Demon!Mimi: (deep growl, puffed up, already twice the size of Derpy)

Derpy: (growls back)

Demon!Mimi: (baps Derpy across the fucking room)

Derpy: (blinks one eye at a time before trying to rush to get a spot by the girls)

Demon!Mimi: (immediately trying to block him)

Ruri: (sighs) Nope we're not doing this. (gets up and grabs Demon!Mimi and Derpy by their ears) You two are going to get along and stop being stupid. You can cuddle us both. You're both trying to protect us. Stop it or neither of you will get any cuddles.

Derpy&Demon!Mimi: (pout, and immediately borh cuddle up with the girls)

Ruri: See that's not so bad.

Derpy: (snuggles slightly closer to Demon!Mimi)

Demon!Mimi: (growls)

Sora: Hey! No growling at Derpy!

Demon!Mimi: (grumbles clearly pouting)

Sora: You can sulk but you can't be a bully.

Demon!Mimi: (moo of indignation)

Sora: What was that?

Demon!Mimi: (chuffs and pouts)

I am begging the UK trans community and its allies to attend the Mass Lobby at Parliament on June 25th, 11am-4pm, organised by Trans Solidarity Alliance.

The new EHRC Code of Practice pushes trans people out of toilets, hospital wards, and community spaces. It normalises gender policing based on appearance and stereotypes. It becomes statutory guidance in the UK by the end of June.

Trans people are now legally their assigned gender at birth and must join gendered spaces accordingly, but if they are perceived as their lived gender, they can also be ejected from those spaces. The guidance says: either break the law, or don’t pass too well.

A mass lobby is where you invite your MP to discuss your concerns with you in-person. Ask your MP to:

Demand full parliamentary scrutiny, debate, and use their free vote on the EHRC Code of Practice.

Support any motions rejecting the EHRC guidance. As of June 4th, Labour MP Nadia Whittome has submitted a prayer motion - Early Day Motion 240.

Write to Bridget Phillipson, the Minister for Women and Equalities about our concerns

Your MP does not have to be an ally, they do not have to respond to your email for you to show up and greencard them (details below the cut.) What matters is that as many people as possible show up.

I cannot stress this enough: Showing up in person matters. It is much more effective than petitions, emails, and letters.

It is a horrible, stressful time, and I am so sorry if you're trans and live in the UK. But I was at last year's mass lobby and the line for greencarding alone stretched around the back gates. It was a record breaking mass lobby and made us impossible to ignore. Let's do even better this time. Details under the cut:

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JD Vance Isn’t Handling Republicans’ Defeat in Los Angeles Very Well

Hey, stupid, just wanted to remind you that – hey, look at me when I’m talking to you, Jeffrey Dahmer Vance – I just want to remind you that Los Angeles has nearly 3 times more registered Democrats than Republicans, we have not elected a Republican this century, and votes are counted from different precincts, as well as mail-in ballots, starting when the polls close. A lot of stupid people voted for Pratt, sure, but vastly more people who aren’t complete idiot mouth breathers did not, because he is an idiot, just like you. 

You know that, you dumb fuck – I swear to god, Jorts Dingus Vance, take your hand out of your pants, stop staring at that couch, and listen to me – you know that this is how elections have been decided for two centuries in America.

And, yes, the loser in this mayoral contest is the incompetent, unqualified, Republican scumbag who everyone in Los Angeles hates as much as we hate you and that rapist piece of shit you work for. Because he is a loser, and no amount of billionaire money or whining about his loss changes that.

You and your toadies don’t lose elections because they are rigged, Jackhole Dipshit Vance; they lose because voters hate you and your party, and everything you represent.

So instead of directing this at the Vice Couch-fucker, look straight into the camera and tell anyone and everyone reading this…

THEY ARE LYING. YOU KNOW THEY’RE LYING. REMEMBER THAT THEY ARE LYING.

Also, we all know the age-old truth that “he who smelt it, dealt it.” The Republican Party is accusing the Democratic Party of cheating because the Republican Party is actively trying to cheat. They are trying to stop people from being able to vote, trying to disqualify as many votes as they can, because it’s their only chance at winning.

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