Ignore the username, would ya?

(in a small office)

Emmett: (holding a clipboard) What's your names?

Partner 1: Aww are you flirting with us?

Emmett: (baffled) I'm literally filling out a form.

Partner 2: That's not a no~

Emmett: Names. Now.

Partner 2: (smiling waaay too casual)Arturo Julio Jose Gonzalez De la Cruz. But you can call me Julio. This is my girlfriend.

Partner 1: Lydia Blake, but you can call me anything you want handsome~ (winks)

Emmett: Okay. (flustered and annoyed) Since you didn't actually get to use the spray paint and no harm was done, I'm going to issue you a warning. Please do not come back.

Julio: Well in case you need anything from us-

Emmett: I really doubt that.

Julio: Our business card

Emmett: JL paranormal investigations?

Lydia: The QR code is to our YouTube channel.

Julio: We mostly investigate ghosts, but we also do cryptids, and the odd demon.

Emmett: (desperately trying not to laugh in their faces) I'll keep that in mind. Anyways, please leave.

Lydia: And if we don't wanna~

-two secs later-

Emmett: (carrying both Julio and Lydia, before lightly tossing them outside the fence before closing the gate) Please don't come back. (turns around to head inside)

Lydia: He literally carried us both.

Julio: That was so hot.

Lydia: You think he'll text us?

Julio: Fuck I hope so...

Lydia: You think he'll punish us next time? (wiggles eyebrows)

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> opens my email

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> launches a software

Have a sex drive

Support other people's right to have sex

Support other people's rights to talk about and/or depict sex and sexuality

Engage with art explicitly depicting and/or discussing sex and sexuality

Create art that explicitly depicts and/or discusses sex and sexuality

Beat someone to death with your bare hands in the dead of night

Grapple with what you've done as lights flash in the distance

Dig a shallow grave

As you lay the last shovel-full of dirt, catch the glint of metal in the corner of your eye

Rush toward the gun, eyes wild and shovel forgotten

Grapple less figuratively, fighting to get the upper hand, clawing with teeth and dirt-covered bloody nails

Kill a second person with your bare hands

please, please, please remember that this "hating transmascs" and "kill all TMEs" bullshit is just a few edgy weirdos on the internet who enjoy saying inflammatory things for shock value.

transfems are not your enemy, and YES, you do actually need to unlearn transmisogyny. Not because you're transmasc, but because we live in a transmisogynistic society.

transfems are not a hivemind, there's no broader transfem consensus that transmascs are Evil Privileged Abusers, but the small group of people who think that way WANT you to believe that they are representative of trans women everywhere. they're super not. they really are just a handful of angsty people online looking for someone to pick on.

all trans people have more commonalities than differences. there aren't two distinct species of trans people from two different planets, there are just trans people with a wide diversity of experiences and walks of life. we are all affected by the same systems of oppression.