welcome, queerly beloved

u don’t understand i have to bite u

YES I GOOGLED HOW TO TAKE A SCREEN SHOT FIGHT ME 

pjackk doesn't even know he's alive again

Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation

This is the Pride Month that It will happen. I feel it in my gay bones

give the Gen Alpha kiddies a little treat, let it be this Sunday so that 6/7 becomes even more hilarious to them/annoying to their parents

getting cut off in traffic and filling with blinding rage for an instant before I close my eyes and take a deep breath and imagine the driver having gay sex

and then I get a little too into it and forget to open my eyes and run a red light and get tboned by a truck and die immediately

my “mind cigarette”

Average twink death

which came first, the bus route or the speed bump?

everytime i want something i should be shot in the head