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"Kill yourself" is basic. "I hope your fandom gets a new installment that is objectively a great work but also tonally dissonant from the previous ones in a way that generates a huge newbie boom of people uninterested and hostile towards the history of the franchise" is smart. It's possible. It's terrifying. It's happening right now.
Donβt do this to me.
embraced by mama's serpentine neck...
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mind if I come over and behave somewhat like a scared animal before I adjust
oh and when i was a year old, after i got my foot amputated my parents were pushing me around in a stroller at a street festival in miami and i was chewing on my foot or whatever and this street performer came up to us and was like βaw i bet that tastes good!!β and my dad was like βyeah look at what she did to the other one!!!!β and pulled back the blanket covering my left leg to show a stump with a huge scar on it and iβm pretty sure my dad terrified that poor man
A friend of ours worked in a movie theater.Β One night, a rowdy little boy decided to kick over all the stands that held up the red velvet cords.
After several attempt to stop him, she finally declared, βIf you keep kicking those over, your leg will fall off!β
No sooner had she said this than she looked up and was mortified to notice a man standing on a pair of crutches with one leg.
Before she could apologize, he looked down at the boy and sighed, βI used to love to kick those.β
The kid ran away.
Evidently the βamputees are the FUNNIEST motherfuckersβ thing extends to their parents as well.
After my stepdad had his first leg amputated, his favorite shirt to wear was one that said βitβs official Iβm on my last legβ
a true story
Update 10 years later she left me for a man π
Languedoc-Roussillon, France.
Garret Miller, 2025
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who's with me
When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M
He said βSon (M7) when you grow up (F33) would you be β wait whatβ
why do we bother with I hate my partner jokes when your boss is right there
I love my wife. my boss though? that ball and chain??
do you understand my vision
Oh this is too fun
Bestie, your brain, your VISION, ahead of your time
My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch

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No way out
idiot jail for ignorant beasts
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"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing