It is just fantasy

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

most tragic thing about wanting to see more stuff of your oc is that the c is o and YOU have to make the stuff. devastating. why can’t art of my beautiful baby just appear in my hands. just materialize under my pillow, like from the tooth fairy

"i think", i say, about my own ocs, who i made,

“my headcanon is…” i say about the canon that i made about my own characters

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

I'm normal in a lot of ways (enjoy bread, etc)

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

they love me because I be saying shit like alas and perchance

last night I said 'how fortuitous' unironically