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logging back on for a second to say that they should make a urethra that isn't tucked away right next to your ass and pussy

girl i just stuck my hand in the toilet to make sure the blood clots i'm pissing out didn't also contain bladder stones

Ok so apparently the girls went out for tinis and bruschetta without me

i just feel strongly that work shouldnt be the Main Activity of five days out of the week

probiotic drinks are so funny. we put a billion guys in here

we gave your drink an infection

The problem is I always want to dm my mutuals some shit like "I consider you an ally to my cause"

Reblog to tell your mutuals "I consider you an ally to my cause"

recently people in one of my discoed servers have stopped playing wordle normally and decided to see what fun pictures they can make using their guesses. just had someone make a smiley face (they didnt even guess rhe word) and an evil demonic part of me wants to yell at them to play the game correctly but i know thats wrong. i know i'm the evil

“the possibility of rejection is essential to forming deep relationships with people” - chanté joseph for british vogue

and THEN she’s like, a novel is also a carrier bag. there’s the Hero’s story, sure, but there’s room enough in fiction for every experience, for every little thing, and it’s that other story, the life story, that she seeks……. o|-<

turns out the entire essay is online (thanks, Anarchist Library) and i really can’t recommend it enough

the people yearn for nonplastic fabrics