I hate drug tests soooo fucking much they are this totally normalized, uncontroversial thing when they are deeply invasive and irrelevant to your ability to do a job. they are completely pointless except as a way to keep poor people poor by not letting them into certain positions, and are a way of controlling existing employees outside of work. the threat of drug testing hangs over most people in the workforce I'd say

check this out i'm playing bad apple in your imagination

reblog to play bad apple on your mutuals

Just a casual reminder that posting on the internet about how you would want to do physical harm to members of the US government is something that they can (and will) detain you over, so just be careful what you say in public spaces like, uh, on Tumblr.

this is your semi-regular reminder that tumblr has cooperated with the fbi to hand over user information in a very public way at least once. and that's not the only way the feds can collect information on you either

Sex is cringe. "Hey do you wanna come over and play boners together?" What naked bullshit. They have played us for fools.

the smuckling smumbler

why the fuck is everything labeled mature content now who runs this app? mormons??????

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

When the AI bubble pops, the demand for computing power will fall much more quickly than the supply. For a brief window, we will have an amazing digital surplus.

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

i once again want to say that hulu used to be entirely free with ads, and if you watched two minutes worth of commercials at the start of an episode the next 24 hours would be commercial-free. and now you pay $11.99 per month to watch things with commercials. what the fuck are we doing and how did we allow this to happen lol.