You Know How It Is With Spaghetti

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

male thot jobs: akatsuki member

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

can i borrow 1 thousing dollers

my ultimate fantasy is to have a brain and body that allows me to enjoy being alive

a hometown is a type of dead wife

scientists are hard at work exploring each others bodies

the part of adulthood that no one ever warns you about is the amount of surfaces you need to acquire to put your things and trinkets on

being an adult is always like i have to go to the store i have to go to the store i have to go to the store

can you put that thing on a leash?