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One of the most joyful moments of 2024 during a Pride Parade in Portugal.

6/4/2026

If you're ever worried about whether your writing is too self indulgent, I just want you to remember that Sharknado had 5 sequels. I'm only partway through watching Sharknado 6: It's About Time, but already they've traveled through time and ridden a pteronadon into a Sharknado so they could use the magic teleportation portal inside of it to travel forward in time to King Arthur's time, where they are currently battling a Sharknado full of fire-breathing dragon sharks with Excalibur, which is a chainsaw sword that calls lightning. You're fine. In fact, be a little more self indulgent if anything.

Is this a hallucination? Are you ok?

You can put down the shovel, bud. It's The Asylum. Every movie they make is like this. And was like this before Sharknado and will be like this long after, because that's the kind of movie the company makes. They were making terrible horror movies before Sharknado, with just as weird and ridiculous premises. Sharknado was never grounded (and if you think so, you must not have watched it), nor was it meant to be. The POINT of their movies is to be ridiculous. They literally named the company The Asylum because they knew they were gonna make "crazy" stuff. It's not the same as a serious first movie that jumps the shark in a sequel or something. The shark was jumped way before they threw it into a tornado.

it’s really interesting how the guys that fight against paying child support the hardest are the ones that could afford to do it. these dudes will quit their well paying salaried job with benefits just to avoid their pay getting docked and potentially going to reimburse the mother of their child for buying their kid new shoes. they’ll leave their child without health insurance and work under the table jobs because they really hate their child and former S/O that much.

roadtrip to all the places referred to as “the worst city/village in the UK” so I can compare them to the southeastern US

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

I have it in good authority that everyone who donates gets a -terrible- joke in the thank you. You should totally donate a dollar just to see what joke you get.

Hey my birthday is going on and I'd love if you could help me get a wheelchair so I can maybe visit the aquarium or the park or just go on a little walk around my neighbourhood.

Apparently there's an event in my local park this weekend. According to the poster there are 30 varieties of cider and axe throwing. Seems like a fantastic combination.

Hard to believe, but there is cider made that's not fermented. Just, really robust apple juice.

It's in the UK, and the word cider is used to refer to the alcoholic drink. Maybe one or two of the 30 varieties will be non-alcoholic in the same way that you can get non-alcoholic versions of beer, but I'm assuming that most, if not all of them, will have alcohol.

Oh, dear. Good luck & hope medicos are on standby.