that one bird guy

Everyone says that the eagles should have just carried the ring to Mordor but people who really know their lore know that they were actually stuck in some sort of hotel

maybe we shuold make really round car to balance out the cybertrucks

god if there was a book of forbidden spells I wouldn’t even hesitate

Is there a word for occupying the space where normies think you're a freak and freaks think you're a normie?

"you wouldn't want that in real life" yeah i know it's called playing pretend, try to keep up

*walks up to a group of children playing raptor* you wouldn't want to be chased by raptors in real life, i say smugly with my vast knowledge as an Adult.

i hate when a book describes a pause as pregnant. get your dick out of the pause

You could buy out all the lemons in the store with your food stamps and I still wouldn't care!

To be fair I might care A LITTLE BIT, but that’s entirely my problem and not at all your responsibility. If you are using your food stamps to buy ALL the lemons, you are CLEARLY going through something and all I can say is I am so sorry for whatever is going on in your life

paws at you. whines at you. awouf

rrawrf

aw fuck *fastens seatbelt*

He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.