that one bird guy

a deer is like a forest horse if you think about it

the cultural reputation Star Trek has is so completely wrong and whenever I bring up shit that is definitely canon, like going back in time to rescue whales, or marshmelons, or the genocidal snowflake, or the security officer sleeping in a bucket, or the lizard man who’s on space crack, or the space pope/president of capitalism, or the very serious mpreg, or fucking THRESHOLD, everybody is like “WHAT” like sorry you thought this was a serious drama where the captain gets the girl every episode, here’s a waiter starting a union after jacking his enormous ears so hard he got an infection.

star trek heritage post (December 15th, 2019)

#q: how is that possible?#a: i dunno i didn’t do it

not enough written about luke and lando. who do you think advised luke on those boots in return of the jedi. at some point in between episode 5 and 6 lando was like “it appears han has taken this young homosexual under his wing and to make up for my betrayal i will teach this boy to Serve. i will teach this boy to Serve in ways no one in the galaxy has ever Served before…….”

He was responsible for the Chanel boots

Burger queen divorced him

You ever think about Lando's hand on Luke's waist?...much to consider

do i ever think about lando’s hand on luke’s waist?… do christians ever think about god? do doctors ever think about medicine?

do it grieving

i like a character who follows all of the rules their whole life and then ends up with big fucking nothing except their own self righteous #coping because the rules arent actually good for them or for anybody else