that one bird guy

NEVER be vulnerable. FLUSH your medication down the toilet. LIE when people ask how you’re doing. SUPPRESS your feelings. ALWAYS be irritable and abrasive. MAKE SURE you push away anyone who’s close to you. CANCEL your therapy appointment.

reblog if you remember having to ration your text messages and accidentally opening the internet on your phone was the end of the world

stay vigilant. there are still people out there who will try to convince you that eating fruit is somehow bad for your body

NO MORE SONGS UNDER 3 MINUTES. GO BACK INTO THE STUDIO

never fall in love with someone who truly cares about you unless you'ready to be seen in ways heretofore unimagined because they'll start doing stuff like quietly noticing you walk a certain way when you have bad hemorrhoids and one day you'll walk out of the bathroom and they'll say indulgently with true love in their heart "ooohhh, your poor butthole 💔"

worse is you'll start leaning into the 'ouchie butthole' gait because you love the attentions of their sympathy

i am going to do it

ah! ah ooh hoo oh ah ah

it a litle bit cold

Danku lesbiennes!