that one bird guy

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

the sexiest thing a woman can be is a cringe fujoshi with a very serious day job

attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.

Not to sound like a broken record but does it make anyone else viscerally angry how we realized in the very recent past that we can successfully eradicate devastating human-specific diseases (smallpox) yet now there's a million people telling you not to vaccinate your kids against measles. I know I know "everyone will not just" but also for real we could never have measles again if everyone would just be cool

The replies on that heathcliff post are killing me. reactions like that I genuinely just makes me think youre allergic to any kind of challenge. I do kind of think the modern run of heathcliff is an era defining thing. PUT IT IN A MUSEUM. if you open your heart to it Heathcliff's Ham Helmet can really make you have deep profound thoughts about the nature of the written language, symbols, social norms, etiquette. all that made up crap. Heathcliff merely acts as a tool to shed light on the sheer ABSURDITY of modern humanity in a very bizarre obtuse but still coherent way. in the biz we like to call that sort of thing "ABSURDIST COMEDY"

Boat-tailed grackle (Quiscalus major)

daddy needs his skin picking time

I acknowledge that there are a lot of different elements that go into making a really good movie, but also I am personally convinced it's like... 70% the writing

the puppetry in phm is just so fucking good dude. think abt how much improv there was. the dancing/mimicking scene when rocky and grace first met? that was improvised. that means that 5 people were so in sync with each other on this puppet that they were able to mimic ryan gosling in real time with no plan. bro. BRO. ouugghhhhh rocky puppeteers i love u

Actually, no, I don't think that friendships dropping like flies in your late 20s and early 30s because no one has time for that between overwork and family obligations and marriage and kids and partners and the ritual of the time slayer is normal and ok. No I don't think deep conversations and spontaneous adventures being replaced with a tired coffee every six months is a normal part of growing up. I don't think that emotional intimacy and soul bonds disintegrating in the face of practical inconvenience is a fact of life. I think that means something is deeply deeply wrong with our society and I will never forgive it for the friends I've lost

trans woman ryland grace changing her name to grace grace because she couldnt think of any other names and its right there