Pulvis et umbra sumus

ancient greek word of the day: ἀστράρχη (astrarchē), queen of stars, epithet of the moon

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

every time we serve chicken at work i think of this post

THIS IS GOLD

oh m god please watch the video it’s some of the most contagious laughter on the planet

When I saw this cross my dash tonight, I smiled and thought “yess, the chicken chicken chicken post, I get to reblog it again and inflict it on all of the people that have followed me since last time”, and then I scrolled down more and to my utter delight there was A VIDEO, needless to say my night has been made

watching hannibal nbc smiling & nodding my head yes the entire time so everyone is aware that i fully condone murder cannibalism manipulation gaslighting dismemberment mutilation power imbalances medical malpractice kidnapping filicide codependency deeply unhealthy relationships violent acts as a conduit for sexual desire & as a way to express devotion abandoning your wife & kid for a serial killer & being overall a pretentious piece of shit

All of these are so accurate it hurts

@nicadenic

I’M DYING I LOVE THIS

WHY IS THIS SO PERFECT

i love it when tumblr users play with jpegs like dolls

but what if i read one of your fanfics and then went to your ao3 accounts and read all of your fanfics and left a comment on every single chapter of every single one and you got spam emails from all of my kudos and comments and it made you smile, what then? what if i brighten your day with my words like you did mine, what then???

marrage

weddning

honmoon

Babby

Fanfic update

in that order

Okayokayokayokaybut "My hand will wear out but the inscription will remain" is kind of a power line BEFORE you factor in that it is, in fact, over a thousand years old.

It’s always good to spend a few moments, on a quiet day, looking through the Family album.

Based

I guarantee that whatever car mod you expect to see going into this is not going to be what you get

mentally i’m a slut physically i’m scared of intimacy 

Life must be rough for you

life is rough for everyone kimberly

mentally i’m a thief, physically i’m scared of confrontation

you cant even begin poems with "i will sodomise and facef uck you" anymore. because of woke .