love and human remains

i legiterately always feel like that person on reddit who posted "is it weird if i go on a walk like is everyone gonna be freaked out". i feel like that every minute of every day

they should invent a job that doesn't affect your schedule or energy level that you don't have to go to if you don't want but you still get paid

ilya speaks so much russian when they have sex that shane’s tail starts wagging out of habit whenever he hears him use it outside of their bedroom. their car mechanic happens to be russian and when ilya calls the guy to talk about bringing his car in for an oil change shane is approximately two seconds away from dropping to his knees because he knows he’s doing a good job when ilya’s english starts to fail and he switches to speaking russian