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i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

Coyotes trying their damndest to get domesticated

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

we learn from history that most people do not learn from history

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat