incertae cedis

there is nothing funnier than cybertruck guys trying to insist that the cybertruck is a capable offroader. i have seen videos of that thing getting dogwalked by a bone stock subaru crosstrek you are not fooling anyone

"rough rugged terrain" and it's a road that you could drive in a 1999 honda accord

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

hard day? dont worry. i just doordashed you a big angry live bug in a really thin box.

I always think of the description I saw years ago: Self-imposed deadlines don't help me, because I know the person who set them, and they're full of shit.

The look of annoyance and utter disdain at the human exposing their wing pit.

UNHAND ME FEATHERLESS BIPED

my pronouns are I/me/my. dont talk about me without talking about yourself. I am you

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

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I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already