my names rosie :) im 29, a femme dyke married to @erectilereptile, who has utterly no social media presence 💞 i lost my pronouns in the war. RIP. feminism will win!
i reblog everything other than beauty over at @z37q, and you can find pics of me in my #selfies tag. and reblog anything as you please!
i like to post news headlines as briefly and immediately as possible! i aim for within 1 minute of the event happening, and if i just post a persons name it means they died.
more about me under the cut :)
ive been @erectilereptile's femme since june 2010, my one and only! 🥰 we live in baltimore with a cat named baby (short for babylonian king nebuchadnezzar ii) and a dog named GOAT (short for greatest of all time). we got married on may 27, 2022 😍🥰🥹
ive been a buddhist of tibetan tradition since 2012, of which im very very critical, but i like to trip and fall all over the path so nowadays im more of a practicing mystic, whatever you may think that means.
this blog has a general eating disorder, self harm, and substance abuse trigger warning. similarly, this blog is not safe for work or for minors at times. i ask that anyone under the age of 18 refrain from following me. and dont show this blog to your boss i cant believe i have to say that?
Intent
... this blog ultimately serves as an art project, a demonstration or performance of self. writing from the trenches of simulacra and representational engineering, this profile sets out to problematize the self as we know it in its dualities -- inside and out, here and there, then and now, true or... not. as you scroll youll find an inventory of the artist's karmic reception, synthesis, and reproduction as per life's conditions in only their most selective and mundane ways.
the stylistic methodology of this blog's rhetorical endeavors is in conversation with Butler's exploration of performativity theory, Baudrillard's application of modern simulacra, Deleuze's expansion of post-structural subjection, and classic Madhyamaka-lineage interrogation of the absolute of our absolutes.
discursively crystallizing an immanent critique of the 21st-century hegemonic cultural form, this blog acts as a catalog of the floes and residues of truth and authenticity: synthesizing into this socio-cultural sandbox of karmic projection (a) the parasocial nature or relationship between its commodified medium and personal connection, (b) a pattern of stylistic and indiscernibly indirect reactions to internalized environmental conditions, and (c) a voyeuristic representation of biographical intimacy. the truth will never be apparent, its up to you to discern and dissolve it.
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*inscrutable and disconcerting dreams* whatever. *cant regulate my body temperature right* its just the change in seasons. *starts breaking out* im probably just a little sick. *smells are so strong that they give me headaches and make me nauseous* hmm. *unbearable horniness* ohhhh
i looooove social puzzles. gonna spend my mental downtime vaguely piecing together a natural sounding outline of what im gonna say to her and its absolutely thrilling. my brain feels like one of these
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work ramble. not even pressed bcuz its just a fun social puzzle to figure out
soooo last week i was loading up the car of a long time custie of ours shes like kinda old i guess and i did 99% of the load and left one case of oil by the door for her to finish it up because were not actually obligated to do everything for them so if i feel like theyre taking advantage of our help i force them to at least finish it. well she came back inside and told me i wasnt finished and that she cant lift much because she just had eye surgery. so i told her our policy but that i wouldntve left that for her if id known she needed specific accommodations and went back out to put the oil away. my thought is "if they can put it on their cart they can put it in their car"
fast forward to today, my branch manager checks her out and she told him about it. apparently shes so offended that she never wants to come back to the store let alone work with me ever again. so he, my manager, pulled me into the office for a chat. shes been with us since literally day 1 and she obviously gets treated differently because of that and i get that. i try to set consistent expectations with every customer to prevent the breeding of entitlement but likeeeeee its literally ms tina. i do think shes overreacting and her offense and newfound hatred of me are extreme, but theres a nugget of reason in there.
the convo was chill af bcuz im sincere and eager. he asked if i knew beforehand about her surgery and i said no but that i also like ethically dont think somebody should have to disclose medical information for me to accommodate them. and then we reviewed the policy i mentioned earlier. apparently what ive been told since i first started training (not even being smart) isnt necessarily correct and he expects us to do 100% of the load. if its unsafe or too much just ask for help, dont expect the customer to do anything. he said its best to assume that a customer is incapable of loading their car due to an invisible or undisclosed disability and thats one of the soundest arguments ive ever gotten for any policy reinforcement in my whole life.
and honestly thats fine, knowing its 100% my responsibility will honestly prevent any resentment building in me over customers taking advantage of the luxuries we offer them. beyond that tho, related to sincerity and eagerness, i was so sincerely sad that i left such a sour taste in her mouth that, even if its just an emotionally impulsive outburst of pride like from another custie last week, shed upend her whole business routine and her books. i dont want to make anyone feel that way if i can help it! hurts our business and their business, and their business is my business, but also i dont like i genuinely give a fuck.
my boss was really relieved to know how seriously i took it bcuz even though he told me im certainly under no obligation to grovel or apologize i showed that i still want to. i didnt get offended or become bitter or petty or whatever just recognized where my principles diverged from expectations and worked out how to adjust that mental SOP. showing my boss how easy that is for me AND demonstrating the emotional intelligence to sincerely want to fix things without taking it personally is soooooo awesome.
oh that custie from the other day. he asked if he could return a food item that HIS custies didnt like. it was a $7 carton of some beverage mix. well, no, were not taking back a half used carton, but we can return the unused one. another longtime customer, spends about $75k a year, furioussssss. and yeah, i had to handle the return. he asked me at checkout how to cancel his membership like somebody whos having an emotionally impulsive outburst of pride and i told him because im not gonna lie or talk him down from the ledge he needs to cool down a bit. he works with one of my coworkers and two of my bosses more than me so we dont have rapport. so i told him. he reached out to customer service and they cancelled it for him BAHAHAHA and he mentioned my interaction with him but i dont have the details like if he was angry with me or something but i suppose if he was they wouldve told me what he said. i wonder how that's going because i saw him today, maybe hes just riding it out till it expires later this year
ok so i found a gif and it doesn't look right i mean it's him and he's screaming but i don't remember ice and i thought he was facing the other way and it was more like cinematic lighting not like phone recorded
i'm literally obsessed with that one gif of benedict cumberbatch having a bucket of water thrown on him and screaming in pain or whatever. i love it when men suffer enormously
i'm literally obsessed with that one gif of benedict cumberbatch having a bucket of water thrown on him and screaming in pain or whatever. i love it when men suffer enormously
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