No "i" in soup 💞

I was so captivated by the effort this must've taken that I just completely missed it TWICE

spilling ennui everywhere

How often do you have to go to a hibachi place before they get sick of your shit and stop doing the tricks and kick you and spit on you

High key the nut vids use to be crazier. Wjht happened?

Nobodys busting hard no more

He’s got a point here, you just don’t see it anymore.

can you not play with his nasty ass corpse please.

Being high has me saying things like “I like friends” as if it’s some profound relization

a puff of truthweed will have your breath carry only the undeniable

So the test results came back I'm actually diagnosed 100 percent good puppy :/ there is no cure but my management plan says I need lots of headpats and praise orrrr I dunno somethin bad happens

@aegisbane

my favorite coworker told me the scenario she thinks of to fall asleep is she stumbles upon a baby sheep and has to raise it and it grows up and she has to shear it and she says she envisions shearing it so carefully that she always falls asleep at that part