damon albarn pegger

by bisexualityjunkie

Damon albarn runs backstage to jamie hewlett. he is so tired from the concert he just did but he needs to tell jamie something…

he hugs him. “jamie…i have wanted to tell you for so long but i can’t repress it any more. i am….non binary. i don’t feel comfortable in the gender assigned to me at birth. please start using they/them pronouns for me now. you can still use he sometimes tho”

Jamie smiles at them happily. “i am so happy for you damon. of course i support you because im woke af and love trans people” he kisses them on the lips and damon gets a big boner. jamie laughs because he loves his penis.

suddenly, Graham coxon appears from behind a big speaker thing because he has been stalking damon for weeks.

“DAMON I LOVE YOU” he cries.. “i’m sorry i was so toxic to you. and i overheard so i will respect your pronouns too”

damon begins to tear up and runs over to graham to hug him tightly. “i love you too graham i forgive you”

while they are hugging Damon looks over grahams shoulder to jamie and smiles.

“one more thing jamie..i’m….pregnant. and it’s yours”

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jamie wakes up panting in the middle of the night. “it was all a dream” he pants

he looks over at damon balls ass naked and sleeping. he is sad because he wishes damon would be honest with him about his gender identity. then Jamie has an idea. what if he proposes an idea about the character 2D …and pronouns.