well howdy there!

hey.. dont cry .. 1 million mg prozac , ok ?

sometimes I think too hard about like. how the ability to record audio fundamentally changed how humans interact with music. can you imagine if the only time you ever heard music in your whole life was when you or another human being in your actual physical presence decided to create it. and 99.99% of the time that person was not a professional but just like your wife or your dad or your co-worker or church choir singing or playing whatever they happened to know. i honestly don't think we can fathom it

Everyone on this post making nonsense "WAH it must have been BETTER back then" comments is ridiculous. I have 24/7 instant high-quality access to Carly Rae Jepsen's entire catalog. Go listen to Cut To The Feeling and appreciate that miracle or get off my post.

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

happy birthday, gilbert baker. (june 2, 1951 — march 31, 2017)

God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft

DW I know that one from heart if you need an explanation

Thanks tumblr user i-suggest-vore. I can always count on your for theological literacy wait is there a different reason you like this story

why don't you agitate the contents of a barrel full of cream for a while then reach your hand inside and maybe you'll feel butter

This is a crème de la crème joke.

this lettuce smells like dog

you bought dog lettuce