collegeboysam

i'd usually be the last one to yuck someone's yum when it comes to crazy rpf fic plots but that iwtv author who loves to put zamasian in the political dystopian nexus plots writes from a plane of existence most of us have yet to discover

can’t even make fun of how anne rice talked about lestat on facebook because that’s literally how i talk about armand in here

imagine being one of daniel molloy’s daughters and finding out the deadbeat asshole you hate bagged the hottest guy you have ever seen in your life. and on top of that, the gorgeous man is rich, which means he’s not going after that old man’s book money. you can’t even make fun of your dickhead dad for being a fool falling for a sugar baby scheme. worst of all that gorgeous interesting rich guy seems to genuinely be deeply in love with your horrible dad and you have never seen your fuckass dad look happier. i would be so fucking mad. no amount of therapy would cure the bitterness in my heart. the old bastard doesn’t deserve all that, is just not fair, what the fuck man