disgruntled pelican

Get an ask in my inbox -> read it -> "oh, that's nice; I need to think of a good response" -> "this deservea more attention than I can give it rn; I'll take another look at it later" -> close inbox until later -> "later" never really comes -> forget -> repeat

The lonesome wired headphones walker

Tumblr’s one true talent is making me sick of things I’ve never seen or read or heard.

today our zoo had an annual 21+ day where there's beer n wine stands and no kids and it turns out when you remove the families from a zoo everyone left is lesbians

feel like i'm losing my mind i cannot find my headphones. like my big noise canceling fancy sony headphones that i use all the time. i am almost 100% certain i wore them to sleep last night bc of the guy upstairs stomping around and typically when i do this they remain in my bed or perhaps i might remember to plug them in when i get up. they are not in my bed, or plugged in. they are not under my bed or in any of my drawers or cabinets or my fridge or the laundry machines or the bathroom or the laundry hamper which for some reason holds my jackets and shit. i live in a studio apartment there are simply not that many places for them to be. i have never sleepwalked in my life, to my knowledge. i seem to have been visited by a headphone fairy that steals your headphones? bit miffed as i wanted to use them

update they were in my work bag for some fucking reason? i genuinely feel insane i did not put them in there. as far as i fucking know???? in other news i think the guy might have left again because it's been really quiet so at least there's that

“My basic assumption was, you know, the judge had obviously made his mind up about our guilt before the trial even began, and so it didn’t take me by surprise at all when I actually was sentenced to 50 years in the Bureau of Prisons. I knew, like, this is about making an example, this is about creating a narrative that, you know, anyone who resists the Trump administration’s agenda of mass deportation, is going to be made an example of, is gonna be treated this way, that if you stand up, if you speak out, we will bury you. I knew that that was what this was about the entire time that we were going to trial, and it was why I said from the very beginning, “I’m not gonna plea to anything.” You know, like they offered us plea deals, you know, we could have signed to 15 years for material support for terrorism. And I took the risk that I took of, you know, going to trial because I was like, I’m not going to create evidence of this non-existent terrorist conspiracy. That goes against everything I believe in.” — Autumn Hill

Remember to turn out for your elections, people!

Stardew valley is problematic because it forces you to have an outside cat in a threatened woodland environment

it's so important to get a useless degree so that no one will ever hire you #Truth

It must feel so good being a cat they look like their bodies were designed to be optimal for finding cozy spaces. Meanwhile the human body seems like it was never designed to find any kind of comfortable position ever and is just meant to experience joint and back pain.