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I WONT LIE FOLKS, THIS WHOLE YEAR HAS BEEN AN EXERCIZE IN STOPPING THE BLEEDING. BUT *CROWD LAUGHS* THAT DOES NOT CLOSE THE WOUND *UPROARIOUS LAUGHTER* NO IT DOES NOT.

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fairycosmos

whats the fixation with that radioactive song lately?

msaybe U just dont get it because you never breathed in the chemicals

fairycosmos

bros never woken up to ash and dust

is-the-fox-video-cute

Imagine being so braindead that you think the UK being one of the most nature-depleted countries in the world is a good thing 🤡

the-perfect-wagnerite-again

wtf are you talking about, they didn't "deplete" the nature of their country, they cultivated their wilderness over centuries into some of the most idyllic pastoral landscapes in the entire world. And they did such a good job of it that the phrase "English countryside" is now synonymous with beauty and serenity and peacefulness. They didn't destroy their country's nature, they became its caretaker, they're right to be proud of it. All you're doing is pretending that the only kind of nature that should count is whatever is completely untouched by human hands.

is-the-fox-video-cute

The UK is literally ranked in the bottom 10% of most nature-depleted countries in the world. The 2023 State of Nature report shows just how dire the situation is. A third of UK bird species have declined since the 1990s, 97% of the UK's wildflower meadows have been lost since the 1930s, raw sewage is constantly being pumped into our rivers and seas with agricultural slurry also causing massive damage to rivers, three quarters of Britain's hedgehogs have been lost in the past 20 years and UK butterfly numbers are at their lowest ever, a sign of impending ecosystem collapse. Plus people in Britain are the most disconnected from nature in Europe.

Not to mention over populated deer destroying what little is left due to a lack of predators, 60 million non-native birds released for sport shooting every year, plus huge amounts of wildlife crime, including large numbers of birds of prey being shot/poisoned.

There is nothing beautiful about a sterile, ecologically damaged landscape that contains nothing but sheep and deer. Don't comment on something you clearly know nothing about. I live in England. I can see first hand just how dire the situation is.

headspace-hotel

Looking at that "perfect-wagnerite" person's blog is great if you want to see Every Nazi

tucsonhorse

And "English countryside" is not synonymous with beauty and serenity and peacefulness, it's synonymous with looking like a painted picture aka everything is exactly in its spot and there is nothing to "disturb" the order. For anyone who isn't the exact picture of wealthy white English "normality" it's synonymous with a place that pretends it's perfect and has no place for "weirdos like me".

friendlyfrankenstein

the scariest thing about old tv isnt really the racism or the sexisim because you kinda go in braced for that it's all the scenes where suddenly an actress is holding a lion cub or a chimpanzee is in the same room as a toddler, or suddenly theres a lion, or there's a chimpanzee again but it's driving a car, or holding a lighter, or holding fireworks. You just kind of watch in horror as over and over an actress performs with only 1960s tv film shootings best animal handling between her and the opening to Nope.

retroactivebakeries

kiradical

This is how I learn that the famous chimp my dad got my nickname from tried to kill Reagan. Fuck yeah.

daikenkki

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andillwriteyouatragedy

being an adult = saying things like "i have dnd tonight so i HAVE to take a nap this afternoon or i WILL be cranky"

wizardarchetypes

something terrible has befallen me....

wizardarchetypes

i washed all of my undies earlier. looks like rain so i needed to go grab them from the clothesline but i'm already pants-off for the night. decided "well, it's dark out and i only have to cross the horse pasture in the cedars. who will see me?" walked out, winnie-the-pooh glam, shirt, nothing else, you can imagine.

decided i didn't want to use the horse gate i usually use because the latch is such a pain. took an unfamiliar route to another gate. very dark out but luckily i can see pretty well. got distracted by a sound beside me. think it's one of the horses. turned to look but kept walking forward so i don't see where i'm going.

pussy-height stinging nettle.

wizardarchetypes

this is why we evolved with bush to protect us. there is damage but things could have been far worse….

slightlydraconic

And the LORD God called unto Adam, and said unto him, where art thou?

And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked, and I hid myself.

And he said, who told thee thou wast naked?

And the man said, well, no one told me exactly, it's just that last night I walked right into a pussy-height stinging nettle. So I thought like maybe I could invent some clothing to cover up the whole situation down there before I walk around some more.

And God said, lmaooooo oh no man I totally forgot I made those things grow to the height of a pussy. That's honestly my bad. Thou art cooking with this clothing idea tho.

sclappin

A coworker got an incorrect bill from one of our vendors but was anxious about calling their customer service line to dispute it, so I did it for her and it felt exactly like this.

sealsdaily

Today's Seals Are: The Mermaid Dance Troupe

seracadash

Sometimes in an english show they will speak spanish, and in the spanish dub they change the language/origin to keep the Different Language Bit. So for example, Carla from Scrubs is originally dominican, but in the spanish dub she is brasilian.

Other times they just. Keep Talking in Spanish. So in Community, they go to spanish class. In the spanish dub, they are still going to spanish class. So it's like they are doing the most basic grammar in their original language and it is very ridiculous. In Dexter, they had many scenes of someone talking in spanish, and then Dexter translated it in english. In the spanish dub, someone talks in spanish, and then Dexter repeats exactly the same in spanish. It was Art.

#pretty funny

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@matzahball

For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner--I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones

hamptercatapult

great poast every one👍

shirecorn

I have drawn him.... The High Geologist

syberfire117

Can’t believe he’s ace

shirecorn

He is now And here’s the photo evidence:

#I definitely thought the High Geologist thing too #this artwork is excellent

sophisticatedswifts

The real highlight of Dolly Parton’s autobiography was the q&a at the end. I’m obsessed with her answers.

dredsina

Ive said this before but swear the biggest skill to learn as an adult is how to resist high-pressure sales tactics. You do NOT have to answer questions with anything other than "Sorry I'm not interested." No matter how nice they are or no matter how many follow up questions they ask or even how agitated they get when you stand your ground. Just keep saying I'm not interested. Don't answer their questions. Don't give them an opening to try to push back on your reasons. Be a fucking brick wall of I'm not interested.

sweaterkittensahoy

When we bought our car, I told Sean to let me handle it. I walked in and said "We have X for a down payment and cannot pay more than Y in monthly payments." My Y number had some leeway, but I didn't mention that.

First thing the sales guy did after I laid down the rules was turn to Sean and go, "What's your number?" And Sean said. "Oh, no, you negotiate with Gayle."

So, strike one for the sales guy. Could not divide and conquer us by implying THE MAN would not surprised at what I laid down.

Sales guy then had to confer with his manager and left us at his desk for several minutes. I have a vague recollection (this was 16 years ago) of Sean and I amusing ourselves doing bits about the other people there to look at cars. I am sure we did not give off the stressed or nervous energy they were hoping for.

Guy comes back. His first offer is fifty dollars a month more than I told him we could pay. I looked at him and said "I gave you our upper limit."

"Well, but what's another 50 bucks a month?"

"Something I can't afford."

He didn't know what to do with my open and unashamed admittal that I had a budget because my money was finite.

He went back to talk to the manager again.

It took two more rounds of "I told you what I can afford" before he finally came back 20 bucks under what I'd stated as my max.

The trick to resisting high-stress sales tactics is doing the math at home, knowing exactly what you can afford, and then walking into the room and stating that number minus 15%. Then refusing to budge from that number. Never, ever, meet then where they want. Always meet them where you want. Because at the end of the day, you can walk away and go somewhere else and say "I told the people at Z what my terms were, and they refused to work with me. Here are my terms. Meet them, and you make a sale today."

teachablr-moment

I have been a salesperson. I tried very hard to make a living selling life insurance. I read all the books and failed many, many more times than I succeeded. In the end, I went into education, where the sales pitch is much more agreeable (do your homework and I'll give you a better grade).

Lemme tell you that sales people are like the fae folk in the old tales.

They are beholden to the magic number 3. Refuse a sales pitch three times and they are trained to give up. They are trained in many ways to "redirect a refusal", but three refusals means it's time for them to give up.

They cannot enter your home without your permission. But once given in any form, permission is tough to claw back.

They truly fear a failed deal. Sale folk feed on the magic of forging contracts. If they cannot meet their quota, they will starve.

Their deals are never symmetrical. Somehow, it's always weighted in their favor, usually in inscrutable ways.

the-haiku-bot

Lemme tell you that

sales people are like the fae

folk in the old tales.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

casp1an-sea

Yk those couples that are meant to be straight but you just know they’re queer?

This is a queer couple, that is two bisexuals right there

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horsefigureoftheday

They made the Dalahäst into a marketable plush?????

#WHERE? WHERE DO I GET THIS?#please tell me it's not some temu shit #I want one but refuse to pay shitty companies for it

d1s4strous

eighteen inch nails: i want to fuck you like two animals

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