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We're at the "JK Rowling is personally funding litigation to try and destroy AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL" stage of rabid UK terf brain.
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Tldr Amnesty International, global human rights organisation, published a report called 'A growing threat: the anti-rights movement in the UK'. In it is detailed, amongst others, a whole bunch of transphobic groups and organisations, including Beira's Place, JK Rowling's trans exclusionary sexual violence support service. JK Rowling threw a shit fit and got Amnesty to take the report down by threatening libel. This was obviously not enough, because you can't appease a fascist, so now she's going to bankroll a bunch of lawsuits anyway through the JK Rowling Women's Fund.*
You can read an archived version of the report here, please save it and share it.
*Not so friendly reminder there is no way to engage in the wizard books without enabling this shit.
Truly, the two questions of the modern day to determine if someone would actually hide Anne Frank are: 1) do you still engage with Harry Potter and 2) do you use gen AI? If they say yes to either the answer is no.
IDK I think "do you identify as antizionist" might be the biggest test. If you are falling for antisemitic propaganda now, with all the worlds information in your pocket, you definitely would have fallen for it in Nazi Germany.
I'm at the point where I really can't stand the whole 'would you hide Anne Frank?' as a litmus test. How about we do our damnest to not get to the point where we have to hide people to save them? That means being politically engaged, voting, all that.
You shouldn't want to be someone's personal savior. You shouldn't want that power over someone that you could just as easily use against them.
Also, Anne Frank had to hide because she was Jewish, first and foremost. That needs to be made most clear (and smegorl did an excellent job redirecting it to that point). I don't know what GenAI has to do with that at all. But yeah, to say again-Anne Frank had to hide and was later murdered in a concentration camp because she was Jewish!
It’s important to remember that Trump supporters are fanatics
None of you want to remember November 5th, 2024, I know, but here we go anyways.
There were two results from North Carolina (highlighted above) that were deeply important that night: President Donald Trump’s narrow win, and Democratic Governor Josh Stein’s 11 point landslide.
Now, there’s a lot of things we can take away from this discrepancy—for one, perhaps announcing yourself to be a black Nazi on a race fetish porn site was a bad idea, Robinson? And there’s certainly something to be said about Trump/Stein crossover voters. But there’s another discrepancy, too, but it’s hard to spot unless you’re crazy good a mental math. Let’s add those vote totals up:
Trump/Harris:
Stein/Robinson:
There is a 300 thousand vote difference between the Presidential and Gubernatorial races.
And yes, the amount of votes as you go down a ballot drops off (dropping most sharply once you get to the second page). But still, this is between the *first* and *second* race on the ballot, not the back part where it tells you to pick two people for county water conservationist but there are only two candidates and so I just put in the names of random celebrities.
It’s not impossible that some Trump supporters skipped the governor’s race, sure, but we can make one pretty reasonable assumption. There are many people who voted for Trump, and did not vote for a single other candidate on the ballot. I’ve been calling it the “Trump and Dump” phenomenon.
Meaning? For many Trump supporters, he’s not just a Republican. He’s their only political figure. He’s risen to the rank of savior. This is cult behavior.
This is not just partisanship. It’s full scale radicalization. There’s not just a ring of separation between Trumpies and non-Trumpies, there’s a ring of separation between Trumpies and Republicans.
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One other thing, btw.
The population of North Carolina? 10 million people.
The amount of people who voted? Half that.
Many people talk about trying to transform Trumpers. And to a certain degree, I do get it. But many of them are ride or dies. I think the real future of the Dems is not trying to be the fascist recovery house, but rather, convincing millions of people to give a shit for the first time.
The UK just got its first proper use of the emergency alert system.
Your phone screams at you and displays an urgent message. There is a button to dismiss it.
What this means:
"Here is a message the UK government has decided it is of vital importance the majority of the public are aware of immediately. You can only read it on the screen of a device which is actively making as distressing a noise as we can force out of it. The only way to stop the screaming to make it easier to parse what is on the screen is to dismiss the message."
A+ design.
If you missed what it was because you pressed the STOP FUCKING YELLING AT ME button before you were able to parse what the thing it was screaming about was, don't start fires, the country's a fucking tinderbox. Your barbecue will wait.
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"Using an Oxford comma is a sign of AI"
bestie boo, let me fill you in on something: if you're going to take any part of 'good grammar' and randomly assign it to She's A Witch! AI, you might as well give up. It's over. You're cooked. Anyone who has spent the last decade or more learning to type properly, anyone who has spent any time writing articles/papers/essays that require you to use 'good grammar' is going to fall into that 'oh no it might be AI' trap.
Stop hunting like it's 1692. You're not going to find Goody Proctor at the ChatGPT sacrament. What you're going to do is exactly what happened back then: harming people who've done nothing wrong.
can I reblog this a million times
Everyone can reblog it: you, me, and all our followers.
AI is trained on things real humans have written, that is what it is mimicking, so that's what it is going to look like! Every thing it has learned to do is things that real humans do! There is no "magic bullet" tell that something is written by AI because everything it does it learned from human writers.
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actually while i’ve still got this soapbox stuck to my shoe i also wanna say i think culturally we gotta start conceptualizing physical fitness as a productive hobby rather than an obligation
it’s sort of like clothes. there’s a baseline level of involvement with clothing necessary to stay safe from the elements and participate in society. having a variety of different clothing isn’t *strictly* necessary but pretty tangibly helpful. knowing how to do some minor mending and tailoring is nice. once you get into sewing your own clothes, you’re in hobby territory. if you’re making your own textiles from scratch, that is not only definitely a hobby but not something you can expect other people to want to do
the sort of nonsense fitness influencers get up to is sort of like people showing off their homemade silkworm farm and then pointing at everyone else and going “what’s YOUR excuse for wearing a TSHIRT from the STORE???” and actually nvm that would be fucking hilarious. god i wish that was an actual thing can you imagine
that’s what i’m talking about!!!!!
You ever hear that old chestnut about how most people neglect the part of the story of Icarus where he also had to avoid flying too low, lest the spray of the sea soak his feathers and cause him to fall and drown? You ever think about how different the world would be if Icarus died that way instead? If the idiom was to Fly To Close To The Sea? A warning against playing it far too safe, about not stretching your wings and soaring properly? You ever think about how Icarus died because he was happy?
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Audreyyyyy 😭 💕💕💕
Here’s a picture OP posted of Audrey!
I opened the window for him this morning
Now jimmy can hang out with us during our morning balcony time…
Shitty things about being isekaied #34; every time I use the restroom I automatically reach for my phone I left in my jacket pocket back on earth, and my hand goes exactly where I keep my knives on my belt, so I always walk out of the john with a fresh hand wound
Shitty things about being isekaied #49: dog came with me but the magic field uplifted her into an anime girl and I'm realizing our personalities just don't click (plus her sitting on my lap is weird now)
Shitty things about being isekaied #64: the town blacksmith is an elf named Gay Simpson and I couldnt explain why that made me laugh and now she won't fix my weapons anymore
Shitty things about being isekaied #75: my degree in russian lit is useless now
Shitty things about being isekaied #83: the four dark lords of this world look almost identical to abba which cant be intentional but when they line up on horseback its so uncanny i cant help but wonder if someones fucking with me
Shitty things about being isekaied #94: they dont make my meds here and health potions dont do shit for bipolar
Shitty things about being isekaied #102: finally met another earthling but hes like half my age so we dont have anything in common. somewhere along the line he got turned into a musclebound wolfman and every time i ask about it he gets super smug and refuses to tell me how it happened

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Holly Mop is never eating her normal food for us ever again, is she?
Oh, she’s never eating for us again.
Also I don’t think I told Tumblr, but Holly Mop stole my niece’s beanbag chair. We have tried her with lots of different dog beds over the years and she’s been ambivalent about most of them. But my niece’s $50 beanbag chair that lives up at the cabin?
That’s hers now.
My FIL keeps referring to it as Princess Holly’s Throne.
And she cried so much when they tried to leave without it, my MIL brought it home with her for us to keep. The dog stole the wean’s chair and won.
The favoritism is blatant 🤣
it’s been a few days and he loves it