Somewhere in the between

they love me because I be saying shit like alas and perchance

last night I said 'how fortuitous' unironically

Somebody used “pray tell” in the wrong context yesterday and it took all my willpower not to say anything

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website

the unstoppable force is tonguing the immovable object and it seems to be enjoying the experience

its kind of distressing how you can tell a lot of people see popular indie artists and writers and such as like "a Celebrity but one which i stand a half decent chance of bullying to death"

Lets hear it for Malicious Compliance

*filming literal mold* “There is a bit of a damp problem…” The signs saying “DON’T BUY THIS” are a beautiful touch.

I like this meme because the stock photos make it seem like the same woman but 10 years older.

2026 Overwatch Mainstream Resurgence has been so wild to live through, like what do you mean Doja Cat is streaming herself playing it and Charli XCX is posting pictures of herself with Winston

the ancient romans also had the backrooms but they thought it was normal so they didnt write it down

that post that was like "if you dont see the sun once a day youre forcing yourself into an experience reserved for prisoners who are being subject to cruel experiments" was probably right so im outside with my coffee for a while. saw a chipmunk

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms