we are but mortals

Dude living downstairs has been loudly rapping for like 10 minutes, then suddenly did a high pitched scream, and now its silent down there

he got raptured

horses cant scratch themselves but humans cant go fast. we support this legandary partnership

agnostic horse: we just dont know where scratch posts come from

Why does the horse possess 22 comically large screws

they’re foreclosing on my mind palace

Gaga couldve just said lets have some fun this beat is sick i wanna take a ride on your penis dick. But she went with disco stick because shes a what? poet.

Thank you! I am kinda pissed off that the news outlet leave out the gfm link but i guess that's their SOP over there

it's like damn are people like not born in the 90's anymore?

this all goes back to how sometime around the late 90s/early 2000s they stopped making people born in the 90s and switched over to making people born in the 2000s. it's not a coincidence

for example nothing

when i’m on my period my vagina is like the 2000 general election…all that Bush and Gore

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

you could just hit other people as a kid

woah is this real

YOU ARE STILL A VALID COWBOY EVEN IF UR HORSE IS STEEL

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

i think that soy sauce fish and honey bear must be the very very best of friends