it’s marginally less hot that it’s been the last few days but I can’t even open the warehouse door to get some fresh air in because the air quality outside is sooo bad

it’s marginally less hot that it’s been the last few days but I can’t even open the warehouse door to get some fresh air in because the air quality outside is sooo bad

you probably could find my blogger's secret if youapplied basic investibgative techniques

one thing I love doing is not putting the pillowcases back on the pillows when I’m putting clean laundry away so that when I’m finally trying to get into bed I can have one final thing to be pissed off about

and there’s no way around this unfortunately

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

eating puppet food like I fucking deserve

hey sorry I snapped at you, I've just had a really hard day and [remembers focusing on myself is selfish] maybe it's your fault for provoking me?

you are weak of mind and horny of spirit

and metal of body

HOLY SHIT PJACK??????

HE WAS BACK FOR THREE HOURS, RESPONDED TO MY POST, AND THEN DIED AGAIN????

you have to post bull shit online. to fulfill your amazing digital purpose

when i was a young woman on tumvlr ten years ago everybody liked american football, tigers jaw, ajj, and teen suicide. and we all had a little tin plate with a candle on it, and we needed to be careful not to let the candle go out because we needed it to read the posts. one time a mutual told me they were scared of their candle going out while their phone was charging at night. the dashboard didn't have the overhead fluorescent lights yet. and we had fan mail, and we liked that comic where the girl is a possum. and the stock market crash hadn't happened yet. i made a lot of money selling my tunblr stocks and i bought a boat. i would take the boat out to sea and lie down on the deck and go on tumbr and answer fan mail, but i had to use the candle to read the fan mail, because we didn't have lights yet. it was very dark back then, and one time i fell into the gap between two posts and twisted my ankle. and some people liked elvis depressedly, also, but i can't say that i was one of them.

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success