“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

recently saw ppl discuss whether they put their medicines in a kitchen cabinet or a bathroom cabinet and i was shocked by the fact that many ppl said kitchen cabinet. so now i need you to reblog this and say where you keep yours

all of you people saying kitchen or bathroom, both heat AND humidity are bad for medications. that’s why i keep mine in my nightstand drawer, directly underneath my humidifier

There’s an emotion only unlocked when you live in a house with multiple stories. I call it “the stair emotion” and it’s when you realize the object you need is on the other side of yet another trip up and down those goddamn stairs. It’s the closest I get to transcending the desire for material goods. Maybe I don’t need that notebook. Maybe I don’t need anything.

Like what if it actually is poppin at the Farg tonight

these are supposed to be my amazing digital thirties